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08-28-2009, 09:10 AM
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hello, i have for sale a gently used, piece of dung, not just any dung, but a dung worthy of collecting, it contains at least: one kernel of corn, one peanut, a syringe cap, and a half busted condom full of cocaine...
asking price: 25 dollars, or 2 fixes.
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10-20-2009, 10:43 PM
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I have a collection of coprolites which are fossilized turds. They are great to own if you're into crap. They look like poop but there's no smell!
Fossilized turds...........Come to think of it, I know some people like that! Flash
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10-21-2009, 08:32 AM
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!!For Sale!!
One sorry ass attitude! 1st created by the Democrats and there political socialist agenda! Willing to trade said bad attitude for 10 minutes with Nancy Pelosi and a 2x4 and no witness's!
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10-21-2009, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ROGER4314
Hmm, resurrected a two month old post ... Mirror mirror on the wall ...
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10-21-2009, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DCortez
Sure...It was true then and it's true now. That's the neat part of being truthful. I don't have to remember what I said before 'cause the truth doesn't change.
My collection of fossilized poop is right up there with my arrowheads and other fossils............prized possessions. Flash
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10-21-2009, 06:20 PM
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Hi! My name is DCortez. I like long walks on the beach, eating out, and slipping my hands into your wallet.
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10-21-2009, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by usmcpmi
Same here after my original post, I'm just tossing crap out there.
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