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07-02-2009, 06:15 AM
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Watch What You Say In Texas
A man is sitting in a bar in San Angelo , Texas when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She's a horse's ass too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?" "Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country." 
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NRA TSRA Texas CHL Holder VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) Eli Pariser, who heads MoveOn.Org, boasts about his group's role in the Democratic Party: "Now it's our party: we bought it, we own it, and we are going to take it back." USA out of the UN, let them laugh about that! Love the Wild Thing! www.theodoresworld.net/ 
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07-02-2009, 07:45 AM
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Funny!
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07-02-2009, 10:40 AM
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Angelo is horse country for sure
It's changed, got some Obamination lovers, now...Old days of the Dixie Club, the Hanger, Wayside Inn, and that block of Concho between Chadbourne and Oakes Streets they wouldn't have lasted five minutes.
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#5
07-02-2009, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by cuate
Damn, cuate, you ARE old.
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07-02-2009, 09:43 PM
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07-04-2009, 08:52 AM
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that is fucking hilarious...
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"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms. . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764
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07-04-2009, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by texas_teacher
And don't tell a Texan his dog is ugly either!! That would be just crazy!! 
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NRA TSRA Texas CHL Holder VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) Eli Pariser, who heads MoveOn.Org, boasts about his group's role in the Democratic Party: "Now it's our party: we bought it, we own it, and we are going to take it back." USA out of the UN, let them laugh about that! Love the Wild Thing! www.theodoresworld.net/
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