Out Of context Quote Thread

[benenglish]

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That was kinda the way I reacted the first time I was propositioned. If I had been playing for that team, the opportunities would have been endless.

Which, given how fat and hairy I am, I always found terribly amusing.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Oh shoot, sorry Vaq, you can pull it if you want to.

 

[Southpaw]

Damn!! Read right past that one!!

 

[robertc1024]

Slacker

 

[Southpaw]

Who’s beating your peaches?

Never you mind, sir!!!!!

 

[deemus]

That was kinda the way I reacted the first time I was propositioned. If I had been playing for that team, the opportunities would have been endless.

Which, given how fat and hairy I am, I always found terribly amusing.

There is literally someone for everyone. My nephew, I thought for sure would die a virgin. Nope. Got married, and they are perfect for each other. Seen it many times now over the years.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[karlac]

There is literally someone for everyone. My nephew, I thought for sure would die a virgin. Nope. Got married, and they are perfect for each other. Seen it many times now over the years.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[SQLGeek]

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

FIFY

 

[BRD@66]

..... If however, there had not been a hole I'd certainly reappraise the situation.

Can't say for sure, but I'm guessing that to stay away from tranny bars would reduce the incidence of the need for this ​

 

[orbitup]

got tired of whacking the puller.

Has the wife been out of town?

 

[rp-]

Has the wife been out of town?

Aw man. I forgot about this hall of shame.


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[Hoji]

Army 1911 said: ↑
I'm usually not willing to look in other men's drawers but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

 

[robertc1024]

Nah... cats penetrate pretty easily.

As the pitcher or the catcher?

 

[FireInTheWire]

As the pitcher or the catcher?

Damnit.... you got me.

Always the pitcher!

 

[Southpaw]

As long as it is hot and black.

I was going to post a picture here, but I'm feeling merciful this morning.

 

[Southpaw]

Agreed! Black, dark and rich.

Darn gold digger!!

 

[easy rider]

Darn gold digger!!

Damn rights!

 

[texasnurse]

I wish squeeze-cockers were still being made . . .

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[orbitup]

Once you get a real one, it's hard to settle for less.

That's what she said.

 

[BRD@66]

Mine put numbing cream on me during the last half and the strumming of the machine started making me fall asleep. He kept me awake by cranking the music. Lol
The first half was brutal!

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