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Mornin!.... Coffee!
What he said.......
Morning everyone. I think it’s gonna be a lazy Sunday today. For once looking forward to Monday. I get to pickup my Cmmg that’s been on layaway and Taurus that I won in the auction yesterday. Trying to grow the family as fast as I can.
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A tragedy has occurred.
Chemo has effected my taste.
Wonderful extra sharp aged cheddar tastes like nothing.
Extra salty stuff tastes like cardboard.
Oh, and the doc said it would take almost 3 weeks for my hair to start coming out....not so. As I was throwing up this morning I noticed several strands on the toilet. Ran my fingers thru and a few more.
Just to not be undone all the steroids has made my face swell like I weigh 250 lbs again.
If there is a God, I will lose my beard too. so at least I don't have to shave for a few months.
Chemo has effected my taste.
Wonderful extra sharp aged cheddar tastes like nothing.
Extra salty stuff tastes like cardboard.
Oh, and the doc said it would take almost 3 weeks for my hair to start coming out....not so. As I was throwing up this morning I noticed several strands on the toilet. Ran my fingers thru and a few more.
Just to not be undone all the steroids has made my face swell like I weigh 250 lbs again.
If there is a God, I will lose my beard too. so at least I don't have to shave for a few months.
If ya don't want to watch it all, fast forward to 5 min mark or so.
Listen to the "movie" script.
Woody Harrelson SNL monologue.
Listen to the "movie" script.
Woody Harrelson SNL monologue.
TxPython357
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Good morning all you Sunday morning gun totting bastards.
General Zod
TGT Addict
Well, it's morning for 3 more minutes and I've managed to shamble out of the bedroom, walk the dog, and make sure that headache I had all afternoon and night seems to be gone. Now I just have to hope it doesn't rain so I can get everything I didn't do yesterday done.
Yeesh. I hate weekends like this.
Yeesh. I hate weekends like this.
You are one funny Moonpie!!
You kinda need a sandwich, though, or something.
Maybe take your pup for a DQ - and you have one too.
Put some meat on dem bones.
cocaine bear is the best movie ever made
Cocaine bear was the greatest movie of all time. From the exhilarating start with the death of the hippie couple, the movie never slowed down. It kicks off with the introduction of the characters, which each of them is deeply woven into this conflict in the most ironic and comedic way possible. Each side of the plot, the cocaine bear, by which this glorious piece of film is named after, the children, the mother, the park ranger, the drug dealers, and the police, have their own unique goals by which dictates their characterization. The plot slowly rises until the beautiful scene at the gazebo, where all the plot-lines crash together, the dramatic irony is relieved, and the characters are forced to reconcile their differences and revel in their common goal, avoiding the cocaine bear. However, this scene is only the second best of all time. The best scene of all time comes at the cave, where the mother and the children resolve their problems, however, with the resolution of problems comes the introduction of new ones. The people with the drug cartel come to retrieve their cocaine, and are stopped when the baby cocaine bears leave them felted. Soon, they realize their blunder. Mama bear is there for her children. The younger people within the group of drug dealers say to leave, yet the stalwart old man tries to hold onto the system. The way things are done. Caring only about the cocaine (representing the material things within this world) and not the children and her mother (representing love and care of others), the young, the mother, and the children jump out of an opening in the cave, and leave the old man in his pursuit of material things. Yet the old man persists, and the cocaine bear, representing the wrath of God, destroys him for his materialism and selfishness. And those who are righteous escape and all live. So overall, this movie juxtaposes between the idea that people are predisposed to the goals of their own group, and the idea that men can ascend beyond their dispositions and become righteous. Eventually, the righteousness win, and those responsible for the perpetuation of evil are destroyed. This beautiful resolution of the film cements it as the greatest movie of all time, woven with tragedy, comedy, and drama. Cocaine bear is the greatest movie of all time. Better than Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, and any silly and futile film you might name. As ultimately, man’s escape from his own foreordained state of mind will result in ascension, and all that watch this film will have their jaws dropping in awe as they come to this earth shattering and glorious conclusion.
Cocaine bear was the greatest movie of all time. From the exhilarating start with the death of the hippie couple, the movie never slowed down. It kicks off with the introduction of the characters, which each of them is deeply woven into this conflict in the most ironic and comedic way possible. Each side of the plot, the cocaine bear, by which this glorious piece of film is named after, the children, the mother, the park ranger, the drug dealers, and the police, have their own unique goals by which dictates their characterization. The plot slowly rises until the beautiful scene at the gazebo, where all the plot-lines crash together, the dramatic irony is relieved, and the characters are forced to reconcile their differences and revel in their common goal, avoiding the cocaine bear. However, this scene is only the second best of all time. The best scene of all time comes at the cave, where the mother and the children resolve their problems, however, with the resolution of problems comes the introduction of new ones. The people with the drug cartel come to retrieve their cocaine, and are stopped when the baby cocaine bears leave them felted. Soon, they realize their blunder. Mama bear is there for her children. The younger people within the group of drug dealers say to leave, yet the stalwart old man tries to hold onto the system. The way things are done. Caring only about the cocaine (representing the material things within this world) and not the children and her mother (representing love and care of others), the young, the mother, and the children jump out of an opening in the cave, and leave the old man in his pursuit of material things. Yet the old man persists, and the cocaine bear, representing the wrath of God, destroys him for his materialism and selfishness. And those who are righteous escape and all live. So overall, this movie juxtaposes between the idea that people are predisposed to the goals of their own group, and the idea that men can ascend beyond their dispositions and become righteous. Eventually, the righteousness win, and those responsible for the perpetuation of evil are destroyed. This beautiful resolution of the film cements it as the greatest movie of all time, woven with tragedy, comedy, and drama. Cocaine bear is the greatest movie of all time. Better than Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, and any silly and futile film you might name. As ultimately, man’s escape from his own foreordained state of mind will result in ascension, and all that watch this film will have their jaws dropping in awe as they come to this earth shattering and glorious conclusion.
One day I'm gonna drive to your place and bring every pew-pew I can.
Then not let you shoot any of them.
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