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    Senior Member Davetex's Avatar
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    I think I have some sharks with laser beams somewhere in the garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seeker_two View Post
    I plan to be the cook....

    1. I'm a good cook.
    2. Everybody likes the cook.
    3. I'm always the first in the chow line.
    4. Nobody wants their death certificate to read "Killed by the cook."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZX9RCAM View Post
    African or European?
    Aint ya'll.brought enough negros over on a boat.
    Lol
    shoot till they change shape or catch fire:fighting0010:
    if rattles take it to battle:banger:ie the 1911 nuff said
    TEXAS IS NOT MY BIRTHPLACE, BUT THIS WHERE MY SOUL REST

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    Quote Originally Posted by 45tex View Post
    And I'm gonna be watching for snakes. (Since I failed to order my 100 day food pack that only weighs 2 pounds from the Internet.)
    And when you send them snakes on the attack I will net em all up and take em. Cause my wife says she can cook them. Then its back into my barka lounger with a good book and a snake snack. Both charming and delicious.

    Dammit. Foiled, so easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildcat Diva View Post
    Dammit. Foiled, so easily.
    Hey hey, don't give up so easily there...Lace'em with poison!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoji View Post
    Interesting you would pick swallows.

    Are you a superhero?

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    No, I chose swallows because they carried the coconuts back during their migration.


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    I wanna shoot farther


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    Bowling-Pin Commando Hoji's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Younggun View Post
    No, I chose swallows because they carried the coconuts back during their migration.


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    Makes sense. But if you were a superhero you wouldn't reveal your secret identity on a gun forum............................
    "But if someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." Dalai Lama

    "I'd rather have a hog problem than an asshole problem "- TXARGUY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Younggun View Post
    No, I chose swallows because they carried the coconuts back during their migration.


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    What kind of bird doesn't get pregnant?
    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers

    Im a big fan of the .22LR for bear defense.
    Just shoot the guy next to you in the knee and run like heck.

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    Now you guys have the right idea! Laugh at the enemy whomever they may be! Don't let the bastards grind you down!

    Flash
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    drone operators are where it's at ;-)

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