GREEN: The New RED

[DoubleActionCHL]

I think we should build an entire marketing campaign around this:

 

[TrailDust]

Works for me. Says it all clearly and succinctly.

 

[DCortez]

I feel a flag coming on...

 

[Dawico]

Very nice.

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

I feel a flag coming on...

Oh! You said "FLAG!" Thank goodness... need glasses. Scared me there for a moment!!!

 

[Englishman]

A few slogans to start the campaign rolling…….

• The army aren’t the only ones who use green to hide
• Moma was wrong, not all greens are good for you
• Wanted, the green in your wallet - From your old friends under the bed

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

It used to refer to the Irish, but how about:

Rather be dead than RED (we'll omit "on the head.")

Message to Democrats: While you were busy saving the planet, we saved our nation.

GREEN is the opium of the masses.

GREEN is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.

The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to GREEN.

The theory of GREEN may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

Ok, so these aren't all original. I borrowed from our old friend, Karl Marx.

 

[Big country]

."Go Green" it's how Al Gore is paying his bills.
.Green, Obama wont do it because he is much to good for that.
.The only green your saving are the ones in the governments pockets.
.Buy a truck! That way when the hippies run out of Biodiesel you can charge them for a lift.
.How big is the Eco foot print from one of Al Gores global warming concerts or other events? Green is the new red, I just proved it!

 

[Big country]

I forgot one, and it has bumper sticker written all over it.
I don't want the government to run my life! I must be a racist!

 

[Big country]

We should send it as a post card to the Glo BULL warming conference.

 

[DCortez]

Can we call these guys watermelons without being called racists? Green on the outside, red on the inside.

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

Can we call these guys watermelons without being called racists? Green on the outside, red on the inside.

It's only racist if they want it to be. By the way, SOMEBODY is upset that all of Tiger Woods' mistresses were WHITE.

 

[DCortez]

SOMEBODY is upset that all of Tiger Woods' mistresses were WHITE.

*Cough* *cough* Eugene Robinson among others *cough* *cough*

 

[TrailDust]

It still amazes me how surprised everyone was when this stuff came out. I mean, come on!

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

It still amazes me how surprised everyone was when this stuff came out. I mean, come on!

What surprises me is the fact that anyone actually cares. Yes, I agree that Tiger was a role model and, up until now, his reputation was squeaky clean. Nobody is that clean. However, in the midst of the Copenhaaaaaagen conference that is going to shove GREEN this and GREEN than down our throats, basically allowing other nations to dictate our economy, the media is worried about Tiger Woods and his indiscretions.

Get over it, people! It's nobody's business but his, his wife's and those who employ him... and maybe he bitches, yo.

 

[Libertarian_Longhorn]

It used to refer to the Irish, but how about:

GREEN is the opium of the masses.

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

The IRISH comment had to do with "Better dead than red (on the head)."

The Green statement you referenced was referring to the acceptance by faith of this mythical Global Warming phenomenon; it's effectively a religion.

 

[Big country]

They are watermelons! I like it
I do have a friend that is from Guatemala and one night (we worked night security together for a while) he said he was a watermelon instead of Guatemalan. So now he calls me wetto and I still call him watermelon.

 

[thorkyl]

I think we should build an entire marketing campaign around this:

May I have your permission to steal this image and email it to a few hundred people?

 

[TrailDust]

May I have your permission to steal this image and email it to a few hundred people?

I know I'll share it........nice!