Tell us something we don't know....

[pronstar]

Alfred Nobel once owned Bofors, and is credited with reshaping the former steelmaker into the global arms manufacturer that it is to this day.


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[Shotgun Jeremy]

The 2019 Buick Lacrosse has noise canceling foam in the tires.

I wonder how much that replacement will run...

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[diesel1959]

You're kinda driving home his point.

He's never seen me shoot.





But I still need more ammo.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Thermostats in office buildings and many hotels, green light buttons at traffic lights, and "close door" buttons in elevators do nothing.

One, out the four elevators in my building, has a functioning "close door" button.

 

[Moonpie]

He's never seen me shoot.





But I still need more ammo.

My bad. We thought you were patterning your shotgun.

 

[easy rider]

Thermostats in office buildings and many hotels, green light buttons at traffic lights, and "close door" buttons in elevators do nothing.

Yes, but you still mess with them.

 

[BRD@66]

The origin of the phrase "meanwhile back at the ranch" is from Zane Grey's "Riders of the Purple Sage", 1912, at the beginning of Ch VI. If you confirm with search, please don't add the word "Tonto" to the search string.

 

[BRD@66]

Though it's been bastardized by the internet, the way I remember it, is one 5 line verse only & starts: "Carnation Milk, the best in the land. Comes to you in a little round can."

 

[BRD@66]

It was Peg Bundy who famously said "Well, you can't sit on a couch twenty hours a day and not learn something".

 

[avvidclif]

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Safest place in the world to be when diesel1959 is out shooting.

Wrong place to be, he's inside and trying to hit a wall or roof.

 

[single stack]

Isn't that him in the window?

 

[Moonpie]

Wrong place to be, he's inside and trying to hit a wall or roof.

Is that why he keeps tossing the gun on the floor?

 

[Kar98]

The origin of the phrase "meanwhile back at the ranch" is from Zane Grey's "Riders of the Purple Sage", 1912, at the beginning of Ch VI. If you confirm with search, please don't add the word "Tonto" to the search string.

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Gramma is beatin' off the Injuns..."

 

[diesel1959]

Is that why he keeps tossing the gun on the floor?

You're not supposed to drop the gun when reloading it? What the deuce?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Gramma is beatin' off the Injuns..."

Gramma is popular with the Injuns, huh....

 

[easy rider]

Gramma is popular with the Injuns, huh....

Subtle.

 

[Kar98]

Subtle.

Nah, that was the joke.

 

[easy rider]

Nah, that was the joke.

Forgot to use my facetious font.

 

[General Zod]

The first person outside the Soviet leadership to find out Stalin was dead was a young US Air Force NCO in Germany whose job was to intercept and decode Soviet transmissions. Staff Sergeant Cash would later leave the Air Force, write country songs, score a recording contract and eventually be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame, Songwriting Hall of Fame, and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

 

[Jon Payne]

After all these years the pool on the Titanic is still full of water.


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