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  • BillFairbanks

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    Wonder if she really has answers

    Dear Amy,

    I finally convinced my Daughter to get rid of her Handgun.

    I came home last night and found her murdered in my living room.

    What’s the best carpet cleaner for blood or should I install hardwood floors?

    Thanks,
    Virtue Signaling Busybody


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    Hoji

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    Dear Amy,

    I finally convinced my Daughter to get rid of her Handgun.

    I came home last night and found her murdered in my living room.

    What’s the best carpet cleaner for blood or should I install hardwood floors?

    Thanks,
    Virtue Signaling Busybody


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    Old_Inspector

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    My question is "How did an intelligent young woman like that spring from the loins of such a stupid, whiney-assed puke of a father like that?". Her mother must be the one with the brains in her family.
     

    candcallen

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    My mom had a rule, if your too old or young to hit the big hole your probably too old or young to grab a bucket and scrub the floor. You sit. Or go piss in the woods.

    Didnt seem like a big hairy ass deal but then again commen sense seems lacking in people needing to write an advice column for help. In this womans case I bet her bathroom is disgusting by the time she got an answer.

    Hand wringers.
     

    Vaquero

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    My mom had a rule, if your too old or young to hit the big hole your probably too old or young to grab a bucket and scrub the floor. You sit. Or go piss in the woods.

    Didnt seem like a big hairy ass deal but then again commen sense seems lacking in people needing to write an advice column for help. In this womans case I bet her bathroom is disgusting by the time she got an answer.

    Hand wringers.

    How does Apple, Google, or Microsoft even misspell that?
    Damn.
     

    Moonpie

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    Gunz are icky.
    My mom had a rule, if your too old or young to hit the big hole your probably too old or young to grab a bucket and scrub the floor. You sit. Or go piss in the woods.

    Didnt seem like a big hairy ass deal but then again commen sense seems lacking in people needing to write an advice column for help. In this womans case I bet her bathroom is disgusting by the time she got an answer.

    Hand wringers.

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    gshayd

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    The old guy might have a problem with his health. The Son might talk to his mother about it. Maybe it might be he is just lazy.
     
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