NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[toddnjoyce]

One question I fielded today: “We would like to know how many people to hire so we can increase sales.”

My response: “Which products do you want to sell?”

Their response: “We aren’t quite sure yet”

Me: “I can’t forecast employee headcount if you don’t know what your going to sell.”

Them: “So, can you help us figure out how many people to hire?”

FML.

FML.

FML.

FML.

 

[DyeF9]

One question I fielded today: “We would like to know how many people to hire so we can increase sales.”

My response: “Which products do you want to sell?”

Their response: “We aren’t quite sure yet”

Me: “I can’t forecast employee headcount if you don’t know what your going to sell.”

Them: “So, can you help us figure out how many people to hire?”

FML.

FML.

FML.

FML.

Just hand them a 20 sided die and have them roll it to see how many people to hire off of 0 information

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[Vaquero]

I still love my job.
Sorry for your headache boss man.

 

[SQLGeek]

One question I fielded today: “We would like to know how many people to hire so we can increase sales.”

My response: “Which products do you want to sell?”

Their response: “We aren’t quite sure yet”

Me: “I can’t forecast employee headcount if you don’t know what your going to sell.”

Them: “So, can you help us figure out how many people to hire?”

FML.

FML.

FML.

FML.

The answer is always 42.

 

[Moonpie]

I need a new job.

Will you hire me?

 

[SQLGeek]

Looks like the 4014 will be hitting Rosenberg around 3:30 - 4 tomorrow. There's a viewing party at the Railroad Museum downtown Rosenberg.

 

[TxStetson]

One question I fielded today: “We would like to know how many people to hire so we can increase sales.”

My response: “Which products do you want to sell?”

Their response: “We aren’t quite sure yet”

Me: “I can’t forecast employee headcount if you don’t know what your going to sell.”

Them: “So, can you help us figure out how many people to hire?”

FML.

FML.

FML.

FML.

How much do you pay??? What do I gotta sell? Or maybe I could handle the logistics needed for the increased sales.

 

[toddnjoyce]

How much do you pay??? What do I gotta sell? Or maybe I could handle the logistics needed for the increased sales.

We don’t pay enough to put up with circular logic.

 

[EZ-E]

One question I fielded today: “We would like to know how many people to hire so we can increase sales.”

My response: “Which products do you want to sell?”

Their response: “We aren’t quite sure yet”

Me: “I can’t forecast employee headcount if you don’t know what your going to sell.”

Them: “So, can you help us figure out how many people to hire?”

FML.

FML.

FML.

FML.

Sounds like some of my customers sometimes.

Them: do have this part (gives half ass description)
Me: not sure, i will need to know more info, do you have this measurement?
Them: no, do you think you have it in stock?

 

[DyeF9]

Morning

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[toddnjoyce]

Howdy

 

[Byrd666]

Mornin'

 

[SQLGeek]

Morning earthlings.

 

[Dawico]

Morning all

 

[Moonpie]

Morning y’all

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[Dancing Heretik]

Morning? The whole world needs to just go back to sleep until my tummy feels better.

 

[Whistler]

As my grandmother was prone to say - good morning dear hearts and gentle people.

 

[FireInTheWire]

Morning... who's ready for a cold front?

 

[benenglish]

Morning.