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  • craigntx

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    Southpaw

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    I saw that this morning too and was going to post it too. The email was titled, "Legal Notice: EXT010719."

    I don't know why I'm spending all this money on guns when I can get an Execution Torch and be done with it!!!!
    :laughing:


    My favorite part was:

    Another reason the Execution Torch is the best tactical torch for self-defense is because it’ll shred an attacker in an instant.

    Unlike normal flashlights, the end of the Execution Torch has a super-sharp crenulated bezel.

    The purpose of this bezel is as simple as it is disgusting.

    If you’re attacked... SLAM it in someone’s face!

    The ultra-sharp and jagged edges will shred soft-tissue like their eyes and cheeks like it’s been sitting in a crockpot for 16 hours.

    This tearing and shredding will send them in a whirlwind of pain and paralyze them so you can escape.

    Now you can see why Navy SEALs and others owe their lives to tactical torches.

    And in two seconds you’ll see what makes the Execution Torch the best self-defense tool in the world.



     

    smittyb

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    I saw that this morning too and was going to post it too. The email was titled, "Legal Notice: EXT010719."

    I don't know why I'm spending all this money on guns when I can get an Execution Torch and be done with it!!!!
    :laughing:


    My favorite part was:

    Another reason the Execution Torch is the best tactical torch for self-defense is because it’ll shred an attacker in an instant.

    Unlike normal flashlights, the end of the Execution Torch has a super-sharp crenulated bezel.

    The purpose of this bezel is as simple as it is disgusting.

    If you’re attacked... SLAM it in someone’s face!

    The ultra-sharp and jagged edges will shred soft-tissue like their eyes and cheeks like it’s been sitting in a crockpot for 16 hours.

    This tearing and shredding will send them in a whirlwind of pain and paralyze them so you can escape.

    Now you can see why Navy SEALs and others owe their lives to tactical torches.

    And in two seconds you’ll see what makes the Execution Torch the best self-defense tool in the world.


    I just ordered 5!
     

    toddnjoyce

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    I saw that this morning too and was going to post it too. The email was titled, "Legal Notice: EXT010719."

    I don't know why I'm spending all this money on guns when I can get an Execution Torch and be done with it!!!!
    :laughing:


    My favorite part was:

    Another reason the Execution Torch is the best tactical torch for self-defense is because it’ll shred an attacker in an instant.

    Unlike normal flashlights, the end of the Execution Torch has a super-sharp crenulated bezel.

    The purpose of this bezel is as simple as it is disgusting.

    If you’re attacked... SLAM it in someone’s face!

    The ultra-sharp and jagged edges will shred soft-tissue like their eyes and cheeks like it’s been sitting in a crockpot for 16 hours.

    This tearing and shredding will send them in a whirlwind of pain and paralyze them so you can escape.

    Now you can see why Navy SEALs and others owe their lives to tactical torches.

    And in two seconds you’ll see what makes the Execution Torch the best self-defense tool in the world.




    Find me a deal on those things. I want them all if it’s really that good.
     

    toddnjoyce

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    I don’t know. This review is kind of concerning.


    "What an awesome tool!"
    It is a good size for a woman's hands and is clever disguised as a flashlight, which is needed at night.

    I have man hands, not woman hands. If it’s a good size for woman hands, then it might be too small for my hands and I don’t want to end up executioning myself with this torch.
     

    majormadmax

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    Helotes!
    I'll just use my execution hands!

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