In Trouble With the Wife

[gdr_11]

Since I have no intentions of watching the Super Bowl, I thought I would check out some of Shakira’s music in case the subject came up during breakfast Monday at Whataburger.

Wife walked into the office while I was watching this short video for musical purposes only. Of course, she overreacted and now it is awfully quiet around here.

Thought I would share it with you guys so you could vouch that it is obviously a music only piece. If I get your support I will let her read your posts.

 

[deemus]

Love me some Shakira

 

[pronstar]

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[2ManyGuns]

I suppose you could tell your wife that you were researching belly dancing techniques, you wanted to buy her lessons to spice things up a bit. Then again maybe not.

 

[Brains]

She was probably wondering why you were watching such a low resolution clip. Surely you could find better.

 

[CyberWolf]

Since I have no intentions of watching the Super Bowl, I thought I would check out some of Shakira’s music in case the subject came up during breakfast Monday at Whataburger.

Wife walked into the office while I was watching this short video for musical purposes only. Of course, she overreacted and now it is awfully quiet around here.

Thought I would share it with you guys so you could vouch that it is obviously a music only piece. If I get your support I will let her read your posts.

Shakira is pretty tame if you were looking for more than music...

Big questions are - has she been listening to that, and what 'exactly' were you doing when she walked in...(I don't want to know)

Tell/ask her (pick one):

a. Had the song stuck in head, wanted to watch video.

b. Planning to sign the two of you up for dancing lessons.

c. Wanted to know what the hell y'all been listening to...

d. Where's a good place to learn Spanish?

(j/k, don't go with that last option...lol)


ETA: just messin with ya, I honestly don't see anything wrong with watching whatever music video, etc...

 

[CodyK]

Double down bro! Tell her you want her to learn to speak Spanish and get her an exercise bike! Then again I’m divorced, so maybe you ought to just let the storm pass!


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[G O B]

Tell her your going to the titty bar until she gets over it.

 

[Vaquero]

Tell her it's mooschell Obama. You were just trying to diminish your teenage lusts.

 

[Dad_Roman]

So now thats the halftime entertainment eh?










Weeeell shit....

 

[Dawico]

Tell her to calm down. That always works.

 

[Vaquero]

Foosball is the debil.

 

[69ChevelleLSX]

You’ve blown your chance. When your wife catches you have to act disgusted. You say something like look at this nasty -itch honey.

 

[Coiled]

Tell her to calm down. That always works.

If you had a ding ding, the Mrs. would kick it.

 

[Coiled]

She was probably wondering why you were watching such a low resolution clip. Surely you could find better.

Made it 30sec into the vid . . . meh.

 

[JCC]

Time to buy more guns. How much trouble could you possibly get into?

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[benenglish]

Made it 30sec into the vid . . . meh.

A "meh" response to Shakira? Hmm. That does not compute...

 

[Coiled]

Shakira blows balls!

I meant to say . . .

 

[F350-6]

Tell her you can look, but you can't touch. Besides, she's wearing plenty of clothes in the video. I'm sure you're wife at some point since marriage has seen a guy in swim trunks other than you, which is actually less clothing than she had on the that low resolution video.

Now please go find a video where she spends the whole time shaking her front side instead of the back and I'll stay tuned.

 

[Coiled]

A "meh" response to Shakira? Hmm. That does not compute...

Ok, honestly, I knew the name much more than the look so after a descent search, she has a VERY attractive face but the bod? I prefer more boob