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  • Army 1911

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    I don't remember the name of the poem but it is by Stephen Crane. This is my all time favorite stanza.

    I said to the Universe, Sir, I exist.
    That, the Universe replied, creates no sense of obligation in me.

    I can't tell you how many liberals Millennials , reparations seekers, panhandlers and climatologists I've said that poem to. It generally pisses them off
     

    jrbfishn

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    I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
    D. H. Lawrence

    I first became aware of this one from the movie.
    I never could understand self pity.
    I have found that no matter how bad my life was, there are others that have it much worse.
    And that is a close as you get to me being intelligent and sophisticated.
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    Moonpie

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    Gunz are icky.
    There once was a man from Nantucket...


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    Wildcat Diva

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    I need to hear the rest of that one.
    You can google what I wrote and get versions of it.

    I heard it this year at the Ren Faire during the very bawdy “Pub Crawl” which was FUN!

    also, instead of “named Alice” some use “from Dallas” instead.

    The version I like has the end words of the third line to be “North Carolina” (which sounds great as it rhymes with a female body part mentioned earlier in the line) and the last words of the last line are “Buckingham Palace.”

    I can PM you the whole thing.
     

    TxStetson

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    You can google what I wrote and get versions of it.

    I heard it this year at the Ren Faire during the very bawdy “Pub Crawl” which was FUN!

    also, instead of “named Alice” some use “from Dallas” instead.

    The version I like has the end words of the third line to be “North Carolina” (which sounds great as it rhymes with a female body part mentioned earlier in the line) and the last words of the last line are “Buckingham Palace.”

    I can PM you the whole thing.
    I’m still laughing at that one.
     
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    Coiled

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    I've never cared for poetry and reciting some hardly means you're educated.

    Hickory dickory dock
    you're a cock
     

    BigTexasOne

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    The Road Not Taken
    BY ROBERT FROST
    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.
     

    BigTexasOne

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    Away!
    by Robert Frost

    Now I out walking
    The world desert,
    And my shoe and my stocking
    Do me no hurt.

    I leave behind
    Good friends in town.
    Let them get well-wined
    And go lie down.

    Don't think I leave
    For the outer dark
    Like Adam and Eve
    Put out of the Park.

    Forget the myth.
    There is no one I
    Am put out with
    Or put out by.

    Unless I'm wrong
    I but obey
    The urge of a song:
    I'm—bound—away!

    And I may return
    If dissatisfied
    With what I learn
    From having died.

    "Away!" by Robert Frost, from Collected Poems, Prose, & Plays. © The Library of America, 1995
     
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