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  • avvidclif

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    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
    It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:

    Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

    A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q: Where will the government get this money?

    A: From taxpayers.

    Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

    A: No, only a smidgen of it.

    Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

    A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

    A: Shut up.

    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

    * If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

    * if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.

    * if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.

    * if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

    * if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

    * if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

    * if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

    Instead, keep the money in North America by:

    (1) Spending it at a yard sale or thrift shop, or

    (2) Going to a ballgame, or

    (3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

    (4) Beer, or

    (5) Tattoos

    (These are the only American businesses still operating here.)

    CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

    No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.


    I found this and couldn't stop laughing.
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    GRAYWOLF

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    kbaxter60

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    (These are the only American businesses still operating here.)
    I get your point, and it is well taken. Luckily, it's not entirely true. I recently went looking for a "Made in USA" web site that I visited years ago and found yet another one, which had state by state listings. Here's the one for our great state. I just ordered a Deadwood Stove after reviewing this list. I'll let y'all know how it works out:
    http://www.madeinmystateusa.com/texas/
    Buy Texan y'all!
     

    TheMailMan

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    I get your point, and it is well taken. Luckily, it's not entirely true. I recently went looking for a "Made in USA" web site that I visited years ago and found yet another one, which had state by state listings. Here's the one for our great state. I just ordered a Deadwood Stove after reviewing this list. I'll let y'all know how it works out:
    http://www.madeinmystateusa.com/texas/
    Buy Texan y'all!

    That website is not complete. They don't have STI, SVI, Shilen Rifles, or
    10 Ring Precision,
     

    kbaxter60

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    That website is not complete. They don't have STI, SVI, Shilen Rifles, or
    10 Ring Precision,
    No, it's not. Sorry. I know of some other missing companies, as well.
    And I am not 100% sure it's the same one I used before. I thought I had it bookmarked, but had to search to find the one I posted. Drop an email to the companies you listed. They should be able to get on the list for free.
     

    candcallen

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    I am debt free, except for a tiny balance on my mortgage. Any extra money that comes into my wallet, I'll slam it into the savings account like I always do.

    Flash
    Technically this is where ours is going incase we need it to pay Bill's. It's almost a months worth in barely getting by mode.

    That and any tax returns since they are basically the same thing.
     

    FireInTheWire

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    I get your point, and it is well taken. Luckily, it's not entirely true. I recently went looking for a "Made in USA" web site that I visited years ago and found yet another one, which had state by state listings. Here's the one for our great state. I just ordered a Deadwood Stove after reviewing this list. I'll let y'all know how it works out:
    http://www.madeinmystateusa.com/texas/
    Buy Texan y'all!
    Damn you!!!!

    I will have one of those! Looks awesome. Please let me know how you like. Just watched the steak video. A ribeye with some mesquite wood.... hot damn
     
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