Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[baboon]

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Even as a grouchy overweight cripple I picture myself nawing through the crotch of what she is wearing, bending her over that bug & leaving a hand welt on both ass checks before turning her over! And once we are done, she will summons me an ambulance & hold my hand as we go to the E. R.

 

[TheDan]

 

[TX OMFS]

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[MikePotts]

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I am SO using that

 

[TheDan]

 

[jrbfishn]

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I actually did that.
I was talking to 2 managers at the Walmart where I worked and told them I needed approval for some days off to get married. One asked me who to, so I told him "my ex geirlfriend". One asked"why would you do that?". The other one laughed his ass off. I just walked away SMDH.
The one that asked was the acting store manager at the time.
And they wonder why I left.

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[ETH77]

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It works better if you say ex-fiancé. It makes the number of possibilities grow.

 

[Texan-in-Training]

 

[TheDan]

 

[DubiousDan]

 

[DubiousDan]

 

[Pops1955]

Even as a grouchy overweight cripple I picture myself nawing through the crotch of what she is wearing, bending her over that bug & leaving a hand welt on both ass checks before turning her over! And once we are done, she will summons me an ambulance & hold my hand as we go to the E. R.

Well said.

 

[DubiousDan]

 

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