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  • candcallen

    Crotchety, Snarky, Truthful. You'll get over it.
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    I walk up to the dollar store entrance and double step to open the door for a lady who makes the effort to get there first and says oh look we got here at the same time. I laugh and say after you thinking she's one who doesn't like men treating women different and am taken aback when she starts yelling at me about being cut off.

    I'm like what are you talking about, genuinely perplexed. She continues to scream at me and now we have the attention of the whole store and parking lot. I asked what are you driving and when and where did I cut you off? Were in a mostly empty parking lot. She points to her vehicle and I realise who she is.

    As I went to the dollar store I entered behind the complex to drive around to the store. The light directs us that way. I'm 2nd in line following some overly cautious....person who is driving 5 mph. No big deal I guess but when she decided to go the long way around the outside of the parking lot I turned down an isle then in front of the store. I figured she was going that way to pass thru to the street and I wasn't so I went the short way, apparently I was wrong.

    I put my hand up and explained that she hadn't even reached the lane that goes in front of the store was going 5 mph and the laws of physics science and distance make it impossible to have cut her off and she was really pissed that i dared not follow her slow ass thru the lot in the manner she felt I should have.

    I started to appologise to end the ridiculousness but only got to I'm........ and she started screaming again. Well i lost my filter being the crotchety bastard i am and said something about auto fornication her weight and size blocking the entrance and my desire for her to remove herself from the door and that she will get over it. Well that shut her up and i heard a couple people inside laughing and she moved.

    Then being the helpful soul I am I told her she was yelling at me so much her mask was visibly saturated with spit and that it should be replaced for everyone's protection and "pro tip" it's useless especially if her nose is uncovered.

    I guess I'm ashamed of myself for telling her to move her fat ass. I should have not mentioned her weight as it was obvious.

    Fraking busybodies who gotta control everything.
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    Vaquero

    Moving stuff to the gas prices thread.....
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    Well, I'll be damned.
    I had the opposite reaction today.
    Parked. Crossed the lot and wound up behind an old and slow lady just prior to reaching the entrance. I slipped past her and grabbed the door handle. Pulled it open and said "go ahead ma'am. " She thanked me and smiled.
     

    candcallen

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    I've got no problem telling people they are number one but I usually defer to women and just say yes ma'am and walk away when they get stupid like that.

    If I cut her off unknowingly I would have apologised but her path to turn onto the road I turned onto was about 20 yards further away but at an angle that increased the distance driven to get there. so even if we turned at the same it would be impossible. She was just pissed I didnt drive the path she felt was appropriate at the speed she decided was just right. I didnt even realise she was heading to the store as she went the long way to get there.

    I guess loudly telling her to go phuck herself and get her fat arse out of the way was too much, but she didnt exactly use a honey trap to broach the subject in the first place.

    I'll try to do better.
     

    Axxe55

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    I've got no problem telling people they are number one but I usually defer to women and just say yes ma'am and walk away when they get stupid like that.

    If I cut her off unknowingly I would have apologised but her path to turn onto the road I turned onto was about 20 yards further away but at an angle that increased the distance driven to get there. so even if we turned at the same it would be impossible. She was just pissed I didnt drive the path she felt was appropriate at the speed she decided was just right. I didnt even realise she was heading to the store as she went the long way to get there.

    I guess loudly telling her to go phuck herself and get her fat arse out of the way was too much, but she didnt exactly use a honey trap to broach the subject in the first place.

    I'll try to do better.

    CC, don't apologise for telling someone that they are an idiot, when they are an idiot. Clearly something crawled up her ass, and you were probably just a convenient target for her aggression. I suspect she has an attitude problem!
     

    satx78247

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    candcallen,

    RotflmRao!!!

    From what you've said about ""Karen", you needed a HARPOON to deal with her properly.

    yours, satx
     
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