Out Of context Quote Thread

[Axxe55]

I put the foam condoms on the exposed spigot heads.

Hmmmm......TMI!

 

[cvgunman]

Hmmmm......TMI!

Wondering what kind of parties he goes to

 

[Axxe55]

Wondering what kind of parties he goes to

I have no idea, and don't want to know!

 

[Southpaw]

This is going to be my first time tho. Really want to try the woods

Noooo....Not for your first time? Make it special and a night to remember. Dinner, candles, you know... the whole deal.

 

[Axxe55]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Warning, it ain't a lemon snow cone folks!

 

[Southpaw]

2 pumps is enough

Were you without heat this week too?

 

[Axxe55]

Suck on her tit see what it gets you.

Slapped!

 

[Southpaw]

^very nice catch^

 

[Axxe55]

^very nice catch^

Thank you! I get lucky and catch one every once in a while!

 

[Texasgordo]

I get lucky and catch one every once in a while!

$20 is $20

 

[BRD@66]

She should have massaged it in with her hands!

If she gets too accomplished at that, she won't need me.

 

[Texasgordo]

I’ll take anything right now.

Anything?

 

[FireInTheWire]

Anything?

Kinky

 

[Southpaw]

I've got what looks like skim milk flowing from the tap, you?

 

[Coiled]

Well, I did not see that coming in my future. LOL

 

[Texasgordo]

I've always admired them, and wanted one.

That's how Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner

 

[kbaxter60]

That's how Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner
Jeffrey Dahmer may be able to help.

FIFY

 

[kbaxter60]

Sen. Rand Paul hammered President Joe Biden’s transgender nominee for a top position at the Department of Health and Human Services.

You go, Mr Paul. I guess they're "fringe benefits"?

This one actually came from a news article.

Rand Paul Hammers Biden's Transgender Nominee on Child Surgery

Sen. Rand Paul hammered President Joe Biden's transgender nominee for a top position at the Department of Health and Human Services.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Texasgordo]

Exactly how my first one went. Surprise!

Totally normal reaction

 

[orbitup]

There is no other way to get that inch. I do have other options as far as hardware, but those options require more money than I'd be willing to spend, even if I had it.

Hardware? You mean surgery?