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  • TheDan

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    baboon

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    Out here by the lake!
    "I'm The Slime"

    [backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    I have existed for years
    But very little has changed
    I'm the tool of the Government
    And industry too
    For I am destined to rule
    And regulate you

    I may be vile and pernicious
    But you can't look away
    I make you think I'm delicious
    With the stuff that I say
    I'm the best you can get
    Have you guessed me yet?
    I'm the slime oozin' out
    From your TV set

    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don't need you
    Don't go for help... no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold

    That's right, folks...
    Don't touch that dial

    Well, I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

    I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
     

    motorcarman

    Compulsive Collector
    Rating - 100%
    9   0   0
    Feb 13, 2015
    4,749
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    Rural Wise County, TX.
    "I'm The Slime"

    [backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    I have existed for years
    But very little has changed
    I'm the tool of the Government
    And industry too
    For I am destined to rule
    And regulate you

    I may be vile and pernicious
    But you can't look away
    I make you think I'm delicious
    With the stuff that I say
    I'm the best you can get
    Have you guessed me yet?
    I'm the slime oozin' out
    From your TV set

    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don't need you
    Don't go for help... no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold

    That's right, folks...
    Don't touch that dial

    Well, I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

    I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
    Bought the album when it was released!!! Saw the 'mothers' in concert on the APOSTROPHE tour and they did perform some Over-Nite Sensation as well.
     
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