Most evil thing I've discovered in Texas

[TreyG-20]

Whatever you do .... DO NOT EAT THE BREAKFAST TACOS.

Their BF tacos are absolutely garbage. Never seen a tortilla that I could literally ring out like a wet wash cloth. I took 2 bites and it fell apart. I hucked that thing out the window with a quickness. It's probably still there just petrified now. I feel that way about all pre-made tacos though. Tacos expire within 10 minutes of them being made. If I can't see them get made in front of me I am out.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Kroger for do-nuts

 

[Texasjack]

There's a donut shop in Conroe that sells a glazed donut with bacon on it. It will make your eyes roll back in your head - and you can actually hear your arteries hardening. Good stuff!

 

[Davetex]

Just sayin...........

 

[CaliGunner]

1. Bucees Hot & Spicy jerky is pretty damn good. I always go to the counter and ask for a half pound of soft cuts. I prefer it over the bagged stuff.
2. The wife likes their Dr. Pepper ICEE
3. I've never been in a Bucees where the bathrooms weren't clean.
4. Typically, Bucees gas is decently priced if not under the going rate for the stations around it.

ETA: 5. I can say with out a doubt that Round Rock Donuts are overrated.

I'll have to check it out. I saw a bunch of Bucees on the way into Texas, but didn't know they had all sorts of goodies within.

I drove 1,400 miles basically on coke and soft jerky, it's the basis of a healthy diet IMO.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Don't get caught with the coke by a State Trooper.

 

[Hoji]

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There is a story here, but it is not mine to tell.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

I'll have to check it out. I saw a bunch of Bucees on the way into Texas, but didn't know they had all sorts of goodies within.

I drove 1,400 miles basically on coke and soft jerky, it's the basis of a healthy diet IMO.

What part of the foreign country did you come from?

 

[paknheat]

I'm not a fat ass, but I've literally eaten two boxes of this in 2 weeks.

Help me!

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You have discovered HEB. You’ll find items there that you won’t anywhere else.

Their Cafe Ole’ brand of Texas themed coffees are pretty good too. My wife’s favorite is the Texas Pecan.


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[CaliGunner]

What part of the foreign country did you come from?

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

 

[Big Green]

Have to go to West to get kolaches. And even in West there is only one good bakery.

Nah, I live in Burleson Coubty, Caldwell has a kolache festival every year. Snook is also ther with Slovachecks sausage.

 

[cycleguy2300]

Nah, I live in Burleson Coubty, Caldwell has a kolache festival every year. Snook is also ther with Slovachecks sausage.

I was just about to suggest Snook and Caldwell...

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[1911'S 4 Me]

Isn't Snook where they have the batter fried BACON?

 

[HKSig]

Isn't Snook where they have the batter fried BACON?

Yes; Sodolak's in Snook.

 

[Katydid1984]

I grew up on homemade kolaches; so good!!

 

[Big Green]

Isn't Snook where they have the batter fried BACON?

Correct, original is in Snook, also one in Bryan. Also have huge inexpensive steaks.

And it’s delicious by the way.

 

[EZ-E]

There is a story here, but it is not mine to tell.

Alright... I'll tell yall


So I invited @Hoji down to the coast for a fishing trip. We meet at my old house in Cypress. I had the boat all loaded, fueled & ready to go for us. We head down 45 towards the coast & we hit the big Bucees in Dickenson for a couple things & I figured I'd be safe with the brisket & egg tacos. I kill the tacos on the way to the launch. We hit the water about 645 & fishing by 7. By 1030 my stomach was getting tore up. Next thing I know my mouth is watering & about to puke. So im puking over the side .... then my stomach is telling me my ass is about to explode. So here we are on the water & I had to beach the boat & go drop a deuce on shore. My stomach didn't get much better so we called it a day & headed back home. My old neighborhood had 2 ponds so we hit one up & caught a couple more fish to end the trip.

So that's the story of the 1st time I met Hoji in person.

 

[vmax]

I'm not a fat ass, but I've literally eaten two boxes of this in 2 weeks.

Help me!

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Diabetes in a damn box...good Lord.

 

[3Nickel]

Nickname: Stringbean!

I don’t think I’m fat either, but I have stringbean beat by 100 pounds. Love Bavarian cream donuts