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  • candcallen

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    Sleep......
    The days final frontier.
    These are the ramblings of an insomniacs toils.
    The seemingly never-ending endeavor
    To find restorative sleep
    Seeking out REM cycles
    And beautiful dreams
    To peacefully go thru the night waking refreshed to a new day.
     

    candcallen

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    Breakfast.

    Why do you want a fast break right after you wake up?

    Should it be called fuel fast?

    Is it really the most important meal of the day?

    What about folks who don't eat breakfast? And what if they also don't eat lunch?
    In this case dinner would seem to be the most important meal of the day? And what about the afternoon snack that people who don't eat breakfast or lunch usually grab?

    If brunch is the mixture of breakfast and lunch is the mix of snack and dinner be sinner? Do we need forgiveness for waiting so long to eat?

    Why do some say breakfast lunch and dinner but others say breakfast dinner and supper? Most importantly is one of those racist? Can't be too sure nowadays. Or is one a transmeal or meal fluid? If so what's a drink?

    If you do say Breakfast Dinner and supper is the combo of the snack and supper snupper? What if your snack is a cup cake and your supper is a hamburger and you combine and time them as snupper. Then at snupper you eat the snack after the hamburger? Isn't that really just dessert? Then you're not having snupper just supper.

    Then supper really is the most important meal of the day.
     
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    candcallen

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    candcallen

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    Good mornin fellow gun toters. I took 50mg of diphenhydramine and slept so hard that I drooled on my pillow.

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    Braggard. Always telling everyone how much better than them you are. Is there anything your not perfect at.

    Slept Hard you say.

    Drooled on my pillow he says.

    I got news for you. You screwed all that up. The drool is not supposed to be on the pillow and sleeping Hard is a waste of Hard and sleeping hard with drool is a waste of all of it especially if you can't remember it.

    I wish I could sleep any way. 50 mg of benadryl gives me dry mouth. No drool but I'm stuck awake drinking all night.

    Then I gotta pee alot. But benadryl enlarges your prostate so that's just torture. All the pushing gives me a headache so I'm exhausted stuck in the bath room tryin to piss and making the headache worse.
     
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    Wudidiz

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    Braggard. Always telling everyone how much better than them you are. Is there anything your not perfect at.
    I’m thinking……….I’ll have to get back with you on that. Such a quandry.

    Slept Hard. Harder than a whore’s dream

    Drooled on your pillow. Could have been a wet dream

    I got news for you. You screwed all that up. The drool is not supposed to be on the pillow and sleeping Hard is a waste of Hard and sleeping hard with drool is a waste of all of it. I got rid of it as quick as I could

    I wish I could sleep any way. 50 mg of benadryl gives me dry mouth. No drool but I'm stuck awake drinking all night. Earplugs and 2 long swigs of zzquil.
     
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