Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

Where's the funny?

 

[Texasgordo]

Just using lots of tissues.

Slow down before you end up blind.

 

[Texasgordo]

I will never have a "partner"

You would probably call him your "husband"

 

[msharley]

I don't like where this conversation is headed....

Your mind . . . its a terrible thing.

Waitress lips look like they're about 40 psi, yummy!

 

[Southpaw]

Even a partial breakthrough is still a breakthrough

 

[Coiled]

lets enjoy . the moisture.

 

[striker55]

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is looking.

 

[msharley]

Ain't sure 'bout this...but folk a talkin' 'bout turds & testicular visions....

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Ya know what's worse than a picture of a giant turd? A short story about another one..

Why does this thread remind me of law enforcement in Uvalde?
Not one testicle in the entire bunch, even the guy who eventually went in, had stood around for a good half hour before acting.

If you want pics of testicles, you may be at the wrong site....

 

[Geezer]

Y'all ain't never heard of nutscapes?

 

[msharley]

Y'all ain't never heard of nutscrapes?

Wack jobs?

 

[Vaquero]

What the hell are y'all doing in here?

 

[msharley]

Them all!

Ain't sure 'bout this...but folk a talkin' 'bout turds & testicular visions....

What the hell are y'all doing in here?

 

[deemus]

Don't drag me into this. I'm trying to tell people aint' nobody got time for nut pics.

 

[msharley]

Don't drag me into this. I'm trying for nut pics.

 

[orbitup]

69 in a 3"

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[Texasgordo]

but i do lackin that area!

TMI!!!

 

[Coiled]

Got to thinking

 

[Texasgordo]

I pulled a muscle

Please quit telling us about spanking your monkey. That's disgusting.

 

[Coiled]

Please quit telling us about spanking your monkey. That's disgusting.

If I was a mod I wouldn't ban you, that's too easy. I'd write a lil script that deletes your posts starting with those ****in redheads. It'd continue until you were down to 50 posts and maintain the level.

None of that has to do with you hurting my feeling, I just don't like you.

Have a nice day, asswipe.

 

[Coiled]