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  • DarkRook

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    Subject: New Texas Survivor TV Show

    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV shows, Texas is planning
    to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

    How to play and the rules and how to win:

    How to play:
    The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco ,
    Austin , San Antonio and over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
    From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.



    Rules:
    Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says

    "I'm a Communist", "I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
    "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama",
    "George Strait and Country Music Sucks,"
    "Hillary in 2012" AND,
    "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

    How to win:
    The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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    brickboy240

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    Not all Volvo drivers are leftists. Mines not pink, though. These people probably think all black people steal and like watermelon as well. Nice.



    Best gun joke?

    Well...just about any price on GunBroker in the last month on an AR-15, AK or any high-capacity rifle!

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    juwaba98

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    CZ guy

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    Gun Joke? OK

    The detective investigating the homicide at the golf course was interviewing the deceased ground-keeper's supervisor. The investigator said he would contact the dead man's family in Mexico and tell them their loved one had been shot with a golf gun.

    "I've never heard of a golf gun!" said the boss.

    The detective replied "Me neither, but it made a hole in Juan!"
     

    DarkRook

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    Gun Joke? OK

    The detective investigating the homicide at the golf course was interviewing the deceased ground-keeper's supervisor. The investigator said he would contact the dead man's family in Mexico and tell them their loved one had been shot with a golf gun.

    "I've never heard of a golf gun!" said the boss.

    The detective replied "Me neither, but it made a hole in Juan!"

    Now thats the kind of jokes I was talking about...

    I agree that the Hi-Point pistols are nothing more then fishing weights.
    But the carbines are not bad with a little work. As for a bullit launching system they are accurate.
     

    crs2fer4

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    Gun Joke? OK

    The detective investigating the homicide at the golf course was interviewing the deceased ground-keeper's supervisor. The investigator said he would contact the dead man's family in Mexico and tell them their loved one had been shot with a golf gun.

    "I've never heard of a golf gun!" said the boss.

    The detective replied "Me neither, but it made a hole in Juan!"
    Thats funny
     

    mac79912

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    A man walk's into a bank with a gun and demand's money from a female teller.He tell's the female teller that she better not identify him to the police or he will shoot her.The robber turn's around and ask's a guy in line if he can identify him and he say's yes.The robber shoot's the man and ask's an old couple who were behind the man the same question.The old man say's no I can't identify you,but my wife can.
     

    crs2fer4

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    A man walk's into a bank with a gun and demand's money from a female teller.He tell's the female teller that she better not identify him to the police or he will shoot her.The robber turn's around and ask's a guy in line if he can identify him and he say's yes.The robber shoot's the man and ask's an old couple who were behind the man the same question.The old man say's no I can't identify you,but my wife can.
     

    m25operator

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    Not a joke

    I worked for a public shooting range for a while and saw some incredible stuff, Man walks in and says do you have some .44 magnum, we discuss the options, and he purchases some and go's out onto the range, He comes back 30 minutes later and asks if we have some .41 magnum ammo, Yessir, we do, what bullet weight and style do you want? Then he comes back and says, these .41 Cartridges aren't working too well, only half are going bang, We talk for a minute and I ask if he has any of the fired rounds, yes, he says, and presents them to me. The fired cases were eliptacle, He was firing .41 mags in a .44, sometimes the primer did line up, and went bang. His enterpretation, was .44 mag, loudenboomer, .41 less loudenboomer, and probably would have tried .357 next and wondered why the cartridges fell out the other side of the cylinder.
     

    DarkRook

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    I worked for a public shooting range for a while and saw some incredible stuff, Man walks in and says do you have some .44 magnum, we discuss the options, and he purchases some and go's out onto the range, He comes back 30 minutes later and asks if we have some .41 magnum ammo, Yessir, we do, what bullet weight and style do you want? Then he comes back and says, these .41 Cartridges aren't working too well, only half are going bang, We talk for a minute and I ask if he has any of the fired rounds, yes, he says, and presents them to me. The fired cases were eliptacle, He was firing .41 mags in a .44, sometimes the primer did line up, and went bang. His enterpretation, was .44 mag, loudenboomer, .41 less loudenboomer, and probably would have tried .357 next and wondered why the cartridges fell out the other side of the cylinder.

    Good story, Don't think I would want to be on the firing line at the same time he was. I'm a little crazy, but not stupid.

    FYI, This is ment with respect. "eliptacle", is spelled, "elliptical or elliptic".

    Now I had to look this word up cuz I ain't never seen it before. Cuz I don't spell well, So I have to look words up all the time.
    But I'm good at math...



    I got this in an email tonight. I thought it was too funny!!!!

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    DarkRook

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    OK, don't know if anyone has seen this... But its funny...
    BASS PRO STORE, DALLAS (GRAPEVINE), TEXAS


    A lady was saying the other day that she saw a man driving down I- 35 and a dog was hanging on to the tail gate for dear life. She said if he hadn't been going so fast in the other direction she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later her son sees this truck at the Bass Pro Shop! !



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    The truck belongs to a taxidermist

    No place but Texas !!


     
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