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  • DCortez

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    would-be big-game hunters were coming into the nearby towns of Dilley and Millet, searching for guided monkey hunts, monkey tags, a monkey lease, monkey ranches, or just anybody willing to let them bag a monkey.
     

    2Shots1Wound

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    Wow!! And to think that I've been showing up to work on time for years!! Yep, it's time to streamline my life through monkey power!!! What's that boss? You need your flowcharts??? Talk to the monkey!!!

    So many wasted years.....
     

    DirtyD

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    Wow!! And to think that I've been showing up to work on time for years!! Yep, it's time to streamline my life through monkey power!!! What's that boss? You need your flowcharts??? Talk to the monkey!!!

    So many wasted years.....
    Dude, they didnt tell you? Bro, you are the monkey!
     

    GM.Chief

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    There are few jobs if any that they can't train monkeys to do. It's just a matter of how long to train 'em and how many it will take.
     

    thorkyl

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    "And the monkey flipped the switch"

    Just wait till someone teaches one to rob a bank at gunpoint.
    PETA will go nuts when a customer "stops the violence"
     
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