You know you're going to have a bad day when ......

[Glockster69]

... last thing before going to work is to brush the chops and you put Prep-H on the brush

 

[itchin]

Lol. Gross.

 

[AngeliaH]

Doh! Ewwwwww.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Been kissing too much ass lately?

 

[TX69]

Did we use the same finger for both?

 

[rsayloriii]

Some people just never learn which end is which...

sent from deep space now Free

 

[dvmpiper]

There is a reason there is a warning to not take internally. You just proved the point!

 

[Glockster69]

Did we use the same finger for both?

Were you there too?

 

[Glockster69]

There is a reason there is a warning to not take internally. You just proved the point!

When I saw you replied and knowing you're a tooth fairy, I expected 'meh, they'll both get the job done'


BTW: it didn't really happen ..... but could have.

What are your bad starts to the day?

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

.....you have a horrible nightmare about Obastard being reelected and then waking up and remembering it's actually true.

 

[rsayloriii]

BTW: it didn't really happen ..... but could have.

No backtracking now... too late for that. You never should have posted it if you didn't want the truth to be known.

sent from deep space now Free

 

[shortround]

Shark oil goes onto one end. Fish oil into the other.

I have confused anti-biotic ointment with tooth paste once late at night. Thankfully, I caught it before it touched my gums.

Always have a clean and sanitized back-up toothbrush.

Thank you Preppers!

 

[Glockster69]

You know you're going to have a bad day a month from now when ......


You wake up to find the flush lever was stuck all night

 

[ArmyZach]

$275 water bill kind of a bad day.
Been there. Done that.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

when you roll out of bed, put your feet on the ground and........splat!!!! Right into a pile of dog shit!!!

 

[rsayloriii]

when you roll out of bed, put your feet on the ground and........splat!!!! Right into a pile of dog shit!!!

I've been lucky enough to not have that happen. Instead, he likes to hide the evidence since he knows he's doing wrong (and for those that claim they don't "remember", that's BS ... he will be at your feet until you start to walk near where he hid it and then he's gone hiding in the bed).

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

I've been lucky enough to not have that happen. Instead, he likes to hide the evidence since he knows he's doing wrong (and for those that claim they don't "remember", that's BS ... he will be at your feet until you start to walk near where he hid it and then he's gone hiding in the bed).

Ahhhh yes....mans best friend, gotta love em

 

[Glockster69]

$275 water bill kind of a bad day.
Been there. Done that.

The real bitch is I've been fighting them over bill amounts for a couple of months now. Significantly higher than last years watering season.

But since I have an aversion to smelling me, I always pay enough to keep the meter removal gang at bay.

 

[pistolpadre]

when you roll out of bed, put your feet on the ground and........splat!!!! Right into a pile of dog shit!!!

she's a dandy Bigun...

 

[ZX9RCAM]

when you roll out of bed, put your feet on the ground and........splat!!!! Right into a pile of dog shit!!!

Especially since you don't even have a dog....