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  • GM.Chief

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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
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    M. Sage

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    Only in Mexico. Most of the water in the US, at least the stuff delivered by the gov't, has chlorine in it to kill off the nasties.
     

    Okierifleman

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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

    GM, I really like the way you think!
     

    cuate

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    An old German Song

    Das ist kein bier im himmel" or there is no beer in heaven. I know you guys that have been to dances in South Texas where a German, Bohemian, or Czech band was playing have heard it....


    "There is no beer in Heaven, thats why we drink it here;
    Cause when we get to Heaven, all our friends will be drinking all our beer"'
    Etc., etc.....

    P.S Nothing wrong with Rum & Coca Cola with a squirt of lime juice, used to call that Cuba Libre but the commies spoiled that, now its just Rum & Coke.....
     

    Eagles1181

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    Personally I like vodka and cranberry or vodka and tonic. Water is good, but we always run ours through a filter to get the Clorine out.

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    Wolfwood

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    Only in Mexico. Most of the water in the US, at least the stuff delivered by the gov't, has chlorine in it to kill off the nasties.
    oh yeah chlorine! thats good for you! and dont forget the highly toxic and carcinogenic fluoride!
    not to come off like General Jack T. Ripper form kubricks best peice of work Dr. Strangelove (Or how i learned to quite worrying and love the bomb)
    but fluoridation is the biggest and single most threatening commie plot in the world!
    ...
    tryignt o rob us of our bodily fluids. thats i i drink only pure distilled grain alcohol and rainwater...
    besides e, coli is good for you in small qunatities it lives naturally and symbiotically in your digestive tract. THATS WHY IT IS IN YOUR POOP!

    ;)

    drink up!
    btw i lied im drinking sailor Jerry's on the rocks!

    oh yeah, ill take well water over gov't 'water' anyday
    nothing like good clean limestone filtered h2o!

    ok last edit i promise!
    eagle vodka cranberry and vodka tonic are good. but when is the last time you had a nice tall glass of gordon's 90 proof gin and tonic? mmm now there is a drink. .;)

    ok i lied. this should do it though for the edits lol
    anyone tried monopolowa vodka? good austrain stuff with an unchanged recipe sind 1776 or somehting. insane liek that. beets stoli every yeah in the vodka world championships and is simply amazing.
    old school potato distilled. practically no fusel oils. smooth like smoke off dry ice.
     
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