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TheDan · Nov 11, 2017

kenboyles72 said:
Didn't get to take a pic, as I was pulling in while he was coming out.

Yeah, we don't need a picture of that...

Wildcat Diva · Nov 17, 2017

Two for one quote...

lonestardiver said:
Be sure you have a good solid surface to bang against...

Well, duh.

lonestardiver said:
...wood doesn’t last too long if you refer to it a bunch....

So just act casual and don’t give him a name or .... look him in the eye?

Vaquero · Nov 17, 2017

Southpaw · Nov 18, 2017

TreyG-20 said:
I was just wiping mine down earlier.

I'm sure everyone around you appreciates that.

texasnurse · Nov 20, 2017

benenglish said:
God, I'm old and I can't keep up any more.

They have little blue pills for that

Sent with my IPhone with electronics and fuzzy logic...

BRD@66 · Nov 20, 2017

Kar98 said:
It just slides out.

Moonpie said:
Not on mine it doesn't!
It's stuck in there like its locked.I assume it works loose

kenboyles72 said:
Mine was a pita at first, but loosened up after time. Not sure how they're made now, but on mine (20 yrs ago), you could unscrew it a bit to be less tight.

texasnurse said:
Wipe the bacon grease off your fingers first!

TxStetson said:
Get drunk before playin with it.

There's a lot of expertise on a lot of subjects to be found on this forum.

Southpaw · Nov 21, 2017

BRD@66 said:
There's a lot of expertise on a lot of subjects to be found on this forum.

Southpaw · Nov 27, 2017

ZX9RCAM said:
Not sure what I'm looking for.

On yourself or a woman?

texasnurse · Nov 29, 2017

easy rider said:
At least the red lights will be on in Nevada for Christmas I'm sure.

Roxanne...

Sent with my IPhone with electronics and fuzzy logic...

easy rider · Nov 29, 2017

texasnurse said:
Roxanne...

Sent with my IPhone with electronics and fuzzy logic...

That's not out of context, that's pretty much what I meant.

BRD@66 · Nov 29, 2017

ZX9RCAM said:
I'm getting some now.

Thank you!

Quit bragging and put away the computer (or cell phone).

Southpaw · Dec 3, 2017

rman said:
Seriously though I have no idea where the leak is coming from. Maybe I should dye it.

I'd see a doctor first.

Southpaw · Dec 4, 2017

sobi1998 said:
I remember having bananas in my car for a road trip .

Long car rides get lonely for ya there sobi? :roflfunny:

sobi1998 said:
Guess I'm a banana smuggler

You said it, we didn't.

rp- · Dec 4, 2017

Southpaw said:
Long car rides get lonely for ya there sobi?

You said it, we didn't.

I had to reread these twice... At the Dr office and they couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard

Sent from my LGLS991 using Tapatalk

Southpaw · Dec 5, 2017

TxStetson said:
Not really sure what it’s for, but I need one.

Remember to use protection.

BRD@66 · Dec 5, 2017

Southpaw said:
Remember to use protection.

or you could wind up being this fellow.

robertc1024 said:
The best thing I've found was to dump laundry soap on it, wet it a little and scrub with a push broom. Rinse, repeat.

Southpaw · Dec 5, 2017

BRD@66 said:
or you could wind up being this fellow.

Triple Internet Points Awarded To You Sir!!!!!

And dammit... I read that post (even liked it) from Robert and completely missed it. Rob has managed to stay out of here for awhile too.

robertc1024 · Dec 5, 2017

I'm just here for y'all's entertainment.

Southpaw · Dec 5, 2017

country_boy said:
How far forward and or how far back does this need to be?

You need to ask the girl that, not us dude!!

BRD@66 · Dec 6, 2017

benenglish said:
.... (I) found that it's simply too small for my hands; I couldn't grip it securely. I know it doesn't require a firm grip but it was more than that. It was so small it simply felt awkward in my hand.

I have the opposite problem. Maybe I just have small hands but it seems so large when I hold mine.

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