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  • Hill Billy

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    My house is an English Norman Cottage. Built in 1928. It's a beautiful brick home. I've prepared a WILL, so that when I die, EVERYTHING will be sold off. As for the house, it too will be auctioned off. It is appraised at five hundred thousand dollars. All proceeds will be split evenly between Saint Judes Hospital for Children, and the other half to the Shriners Hospital. I feel good about that.
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    Hill Billy

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    Those are good places to send money to. Very respectable.

    So nobody else to give it to or nobody you want to give it to?

    Just curious.
    My brother is an alcoholic. He stole money from my mom. He's a no good rotten runt. Suffers from "little man syndrom" Always was, always will be.
     

    Kingarthur777

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    My brother is an alcoholic. He stole money from my mom. He's a no good rotten runt. Suffers from "little man syndrom" Always was, always will be.

    Sounds like one of my sister-in-laws, except she looks like Mimi, Drew Carrey, and a Troll doll made a spawn, and the personality matches. I got the best out of the three sisters physically and emotionally. Still a drama queen with many of the same neurosis as Elliot from "Scrubs". Down to no talking to her while she is in the bathroom. I remember when she got back in the work force she would complain, "They don't know the rules, and I had to hold it all day." When she comes to bed, she turns off my "who done it" shows and asks me how I could watch that stuff. I tell her I was in Law Enforcement my entire career, not a Social Worker. Then she has to make sure the children are sleeping, then she reads, and then the lights go off, until I get hit for snoring. I snore, so what, I can't control it, I am not heavy, I pretty dang skinny at 190 and 6 feet. The OPMD just makes the throat muscles weak. I get hit, kicked, woken up, to sleep on my side, whatever it takes.

    I have to admit it has gotten better than our first year of marriage, that was bad. She came from drama, and thought marriage should be drama. We we're both working, lived in an apartment, no children, and I was going to get out first bedroom set. She declared that it was too expensive, we would be broke and living in a cardboard box someplace loudly. People began to stare, so I left. I got in the truck, she could come along if she wanted to. So, it has mostly smoothed out at about 19 years of marriage. She still loves her drama. She will watch girly movies so she can cry, and I like to ruin it by mocking how preposterous it is, making her laugh, inevitably making her mad.

    I am confident she will outlive me.
     

    SloppyShooter

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    Sounds like one of my sister-in-laws, except she looks like Mimi, Drew Carrey, and a Troll doll made a spawn, and the personality matches. I got the best out of the three sisters physically and emotionally. Still a drama queen with many of the same neurosis as Elliot from "Scrubs". Down to no talking to her while she is in the bathroom. I remember when she got back in the work force she would complain, "They don't know the rules, and I had to hold it all day." When she comes to bed, she turns off my "who done it" shows and asks me how I could watch that stuff. I tell her I was in Law Enforcement my entire career, not a Social Worker. Then she has to make sure the children are sleeping, then she reads, and then the lights go off, until I get hit for snoring. I snore, so what, I can't control it, I am not heavy, I pretty dang skinny at 190 and 6 feet. The OPMD just makes the throat muscles weak. I get hit, kicked, woken up, to sleep on my side, whatever it takes.

    I have to admit it has gotten better than our first year of marriage, that was bad. She came from drama, and thought marriage should be drama. We we're both working, lived in an apartment, no children, and I was going to get out first bedroom set. She declared that it was too expensive, we would be broke and living in a cardboard box someplace loudly. People began to stare, so I left. I got in the truck, she could come along if she wanted to. So, it has mostly smoothed out at about 19 years of marriage. She still loves her drama. She will watch girly movies so she can cry, and I like to ruin it by mocking how preposterous it is, making her laugh, inevitably making her mad.

    I am confident she will outlive me.

    They have sprays and Breatheright strips for that. C'mon, man, if she was snoring, you'd be punching her ass awake, too.

    My ex and I both had that problem, although I only snore when I have a cold or something.

    Otherwise , same same....but their mama mananged to ruin 2 out of the 3 marriages.
     

    Kingarthur777

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    They have sprays and Breatheright strips for that. C'mon, man, if she was snoring, you'd be punching her ass awake, too.

    My ex and I both had that problem, although I only snore when I have a cold or something.

    Otherwise , same same....but their mama mananged to ruin 2 out of the 3 marriages.

    No, I am a gentlemen. I have never raised my hand to my wife. I have a serious problem with wife beaters. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
     

    Kingarthur777

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    Don't take that literally, I mean you would be waking her up. The point is, there are simple solutions to let you both sleep peacefully.

    I am working on one. If they would provide a CPAP that doesn't smother me or blast air through my popped ear drums. I had the doctor sign off on one that goes over the ears and then in the nose. When or if that shows up, is a good question.
     
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