The author probably thinks women are "icky".I read the first couple of paragraphs. The author used the word “icky” unironically. I would be surprised if he was the father of any children
https://www.fatherly.com/play/star-wars-stormtrooper-kids-costume/
These people just can't stand for anybody to have fun.
Kids in Star Wars costumes are Orangemanbad or Hitler or some such stupid shit.
This sounds better than ANY party I have ever attended.Sigh. We used to live in a street in San Marcos where evetybody brought their kids for Halloween. It was typical to have 1000 trick or treaters. We just had a big freaking party. I bought a keg, lots of wine, 20 or so pizzas and had a chili contest. The only requirement was you had to bring lots of candy. We just had fun. My most memorable uninvited guest was skateboard Jesus at about 1:00 am the next morning.