There was a Fellow who got drafted in WW2, He was a paratrooper at Normandy and survived. when he came home he had family. His Son Eunice never seemed to do real well.
Eunice was grown and still not doing well and He called his father. Daddy, 'I joined the Army and wanted to follow You, so I am gonna be a paratrooper!'
His Father was proud!
Eunice called back a few months later to tell his father that he wasn't a soldier or a paratrooper...He had been kicked-out of the Army.
He said,'Daddy I did everything right and when I got thru school, we were all in a plane and I was the last one. I couldn't jump! I looked around and the Senior Drill Sgt was behind me with his pants off.'
He told Me to Jump or he was gonna Do me like the Hicks on Deliverance!
Eunice's Father asked 'Did You Jump?'?
Eunice said 'A Little ... at first!'.
Eunice was grown and still not doing well and He called his father. Daddy, 'I joined the Army and wanted to follow You, so I am gonna be a paratrooper!'
His Father was proud!
Eunice called back a few months later to tell his father that he wasn't a soldier or a paratrooper...He had been kicked-out of the Army.
He said,'Daddy I did everything right and when I got thru school, we were all in a plane and I was the last one. I couldn't jump! I looked around and the Senior Drill Sgt was behind me with his pants off.'
He told Me to Jump or he was gonna Do me like the Hicks on Deliverance!
Eunice's Father asked 'Did You Jump?'?
Eunice said 'A Little ... at first!'.