20 Things you can only say at Thanksgiving and Christmas

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  1. Blue Dog

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    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in.

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
     


  2. dee

    dee Well-Known

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    LOL
     
  3. BurkGlocker

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    21. How long do I beat it before its ready?
    22. Those are the juiciest breasts I've ever seen!
    23. Thats the best pie I've ever eaten!
    24. Are you ready for me to stuff it in yet?
    25. Do you think its ready for its basting?
     
  4. DCortez

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    lol
     
  5. MadMo44Mag

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    Funny stuff!
     
  6. Big country

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    LOL!
     
  7. Dcav

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    :lolz:Ahh a good laugh at the office
     
  8. TxPhantom

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    Thank's! Just in time for turkey day! I'll steal this and pass this on to my long list of crazies!:happy0001:
     

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