43,000 monkeys were headed to Brazoria County - project scaled back and on hold.

[baboon]

What round for monkeys? You can count on a lot of the nasty little bastards getting loose.

.308 I shot my vervet monkey & my baboon both with the same gun.

 

[baboon]

For a non lethal alternative you could always spank the monkey

 

[Ausländer]

Animal testing is messed up and the fact that it's legal to "non domestic animals" in TX needs to change.
Instead, make it legal for voluntary testing on humans. Let people go to pharmaceutical companies and volunteer themselves. At least if they die they chose it.

You are making the (false) assumption that all doctors, pharmaceutical companies & CDC/FDA will fully disclose the pros & cons of said experimental medicines and treatments.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm glad this was stopped.
The woods out by Danciger are pretty dark and deep.
If any of them escaped there is no way they would ever be found.
Florida has a nasty monkey problem. We sure as heck don't need that here.

What round for monkey? .243 would be great.

 

[General Zod]

What round for monkey? .243 would be great.

For 43,000 of them? I'd say .22LR...from an American 180.

 

[sparkyv]

This is just bananas!

I take it none of y'all have been to Dilley.....

The Snow Monkeys of Dilley - CAP

Dilley, Texas, population 3,674, is a small city approximately 150 miles southwest of Austin, and unbeknownst to most Texans, there are also monkeys.

capthemagazine.com

Been there once....made a few friends....got into a fight....not much different than TGT.

We got em in Alice as well.

Illegal monkey shipment to Alice testing facility prompts PETA complaint to federal law enforcement

In 2019, the USDA also cited Envigo's monkey facility in Alice, Texas with a critical violation of the AWA for failing to provide 25 monkeys with food for six days.

www.kristv.com

and also had a little side of Ebola once upon a time

DEADLY EBOLA VIRUS MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN TEXAS MONKEY LAB

The situation is dangerous: Two monkeys in Texas have been infected with Ebola. That means one of the world’s deadliest viruses, known for decimating small villages in Africa, has made it to …

www.chicagotribune.com

Brazoria County has one monkey on the loose already. @Moonpie