9-29-2020 debate/toddnjoyce commentary thread.

[toddnjoyce]

Also, I guess this thing is going to be available pretty much everywhere, so I don't think you're going to have to move that dial too far to find it on the tube or the 'net and remember that I'm not completely sober so I'm staying on Fox and not tracking what any of the rest of the world is doing.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Kind of hoping Biden gets nap time every half hour so I can time consuming and refreshing my drink.

 

[Coiled]

ABCs bias was evident in the 1st 90 seconds, you ain't missin nuthin.

 

[Dougw1515]

Also, I guess this thing is going to be available pretty much everywhere, so I don't think you're going to have to move that dial too far to find it on the tube or the 'net and remember that I'm not completely sober so I'm staying on Fox and not tracking what any of the rest of the world is doing.

Your potential inebriated state will be perfect!!! If you don't mind translating what Biden says for the rest of us it would be greatly appreciated. Damn Amazon dropped the ball and I didn't get my Joe Biden decoder ring in time for the debate!

 

[toddnjoyce]

Holy shit, Brit Hume just said he thinks Biden is senile.

 

[Byrd666]

Nothing to say, yet.

 

[Vaquero]

CNN is going down the middle. (As much as they can).
Dang!

 

[Vaquero]

Joe and Covid and blm and antifa VS Trump. Again.

 

[kbaxter60]

ABCs bias was evident in the 1st 90 seconds, you ain't missin nuthin.

They got NUTHIN on MSNBC!

 

[dapakattack]

He's stumbling already

 

[Vaquero]

"Elections have consequences ". DJT.
Heh

 

[TexasFire316]

I was elected for 4 years, not 3 years. DJT

 

[toddnjoyce]

We're on. First topic is the Supreme Court.

Mr President, where do you stand:
Trump: We won, so we're going to do it. Amy's fantastic and we're going to put her on the bench. If Joe was in charge and commies held the Senate, he'd do the same thing, but it'd be Beto on the bench.

Biden: Thank you, Mr President. The election is underway and they have a say in who get's nominated and I'm not opposed to Justice Barret, but she's a Catholic and so am I, which means she's going to hell, but I'm not.

Trump: Joe, you already fucked up your numbers and your socialist shit is going to wreak havoc on 180 million Americans.

Joe: I'm going to start speaking about myself in the third person.

Trump: You're still fucked up.

Joe: Rambling about being happy to talk about this and Roe v Wade is on the ballot.

Trump: Joe, Roe v Wade isn't on the ballot.

 

[Vaquero]

Wallace is a ****

 

[toddnjoyce]

Next question: You haven't been able to come up with a plan to replace Obamacare.

Trump: Shut your whore mouth, I got rid of the mandate.

Wallace: What's your plan to replace Obamacare?

Trump: I guess I'm debating you, Chris and not Joe. Joe could've done it one of his half century of years in office, but he didn't do it.

Chris: You'll be happy I'm going to argue with Joe for you.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Chris: Tell us about your socialist healthcare plan.

Joe: It's for the poors.

 

[Vaquero]

This is a dumpster fire already.
Damnation

 

[kbaxter60]

This is getting good.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Joe: I beat Bernie,

Trump: You got luck and barely beat him.

Joe: Trump's a liar and you're picking on the wrong guy.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Chris: Y'all are both speaking at the same time, Joe can you shut up and let the President speak?

Trump: Thank you.