AMA Speaks Out on Healthcare

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  1. MadMo44Mag

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    The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new healthcare package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
    Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
    misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
    shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the
    Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"


    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
    Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash
    their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
    indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that
    this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".


    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
    pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole
    idea was a gas, and those softy Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
    say no.


    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
    to the assholes in Washington.





     


  2. DCortez

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  3. Okierifleman

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    You know, once you cut all the crap out of the way and really figure out what is going on here, I have come to this conclusion. My doctor is going to have to ask Nancy Pelosi if its O.K. for him to give me an asprin.

    Scary huh?
     

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