It wasn't me....
I would not poo-poo TEN BEARS either.Joseyyyyyy Waaallllles
And if'n he dont?
If they work up enough courage to try, a couple of good shooters with .22s, behind good cover and in a crossfire, taking potshots at ankles, shinbones, and kneecaps, might provide a great deal of amusement for onlookers.