Baptist Bra

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  1. dee

    dee Well-Known

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    A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in Manhattan. He told
    the sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 32A".
    With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
    He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
    Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
    "Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many requests
    for them as we used to. *Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic
    bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
    Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
    differences?"
    The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The Catholic type
    supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
    Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
    He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
    type for?"
    "They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills"
     


  2. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

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    ROTFLMAO.....Being a Baptist, I enjoy the jokes, too...Know why we Baptist won't make love standing up ? Somebody might think we were dancing !
     
  3. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Lmao
     
  4. texas_teacher

    texas_teacher Well-Known

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    Hilarious...
     
  5. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    My two hands are here to support you!
     
  6. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    they say if you have a party with alcohol, and invite a baptist, be sure to invite atelast two.
    becasue if you only invite one, he'll drink all your booze but if you invite two or more, none of them will touch it!
    my dad has been a baptist preacher for 30 plus years, i HAVE to send him this joke!
     
  7. TxPhantom

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    Good stuff!!! I just stole it and sent it to all my crazies.:tongueout:
     
  8. Bigs Wife

    Bigs Wife Active Member

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    lol, hilarious... :)
     
  9. DoubleActionCHL

    DoubleActionCHL Well-Known

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    No offense to any Baptists, (yours truly was raised Baptist) but I believe there's a bit of truth in that old joke:

    Baptists are always easy to spot. There's the ones who DON'T speak to each other in the liquor store.
     
  10. Willy

    Willy Well-Known

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    In the line to get into Heaven, how do you tell which are Baptists?

    They are the ones carrying the covered dishes.
     

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