Baptist Bra

[dee]

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in Manhattan. He told
the sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 32A".
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. *Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic
bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
type for?"
"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills"

 

[cuate]

ROTFLMAO.....Being a Baptist, I enjoy the jokes, too...Know why we Baptist won't make love standing up ? Somebody might think we were dancing !

 

[GM.Chief]

Lmao

 

[texas_teacher]

Hilarious...

 

[DCortez]

My two hands are here to support you!

 

[Wolfwood]

they say if you have a party with alcohol, and invite a baptist, be sure to invite atelast two.
becasue if you only invite one, he'll drink all your booze but if you invite two or more, none of them will touch it!
my dad has been a baptist preacher for 30 plus years, i HAVE to send him this joke!

 

[TxPhantom]

Good stuff!!! I just stole it and sent it to all my crazies.

 

[Bigs Wife]

lol, hilarious...

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

No offense to any Baptists, (yours truly was raised Baptist) but I believe there's a bit of truth in that old joke:

Baptists are always easy to spot. There's the ones who DON'T speak to each other in the liquor store.

 

[Willy]

In the line to get into Heaven, how do you tell which are Baptists?

They are the ones carrying the covered dishes.

 

[cuate]

I have heard that there are several kinds of us Baptists, like:

Southern Baptists , Northern Baptists, Fundamental Baptists, Primitive Baptists, Hardshell Baptists, and my branch...Beer Drinking Baptists.....
True we don't nod or speak to each other over at the County Line , has nothing to do with being unfriendly, its like undercover cope, we don't want to blow somebody's cover (identity)...