BC watch out!

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  1. DCortez

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    This one is for everyone who...

    a) has kids
    b) had kids

    c) was a kid
    d) knows a kid

    e) is going to have kids.




    I guess that means all of us!!

    DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this',
    and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

    I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'


    She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'
     


  2. GM.Chief

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    HAHAHAAH...stolen and e-mailed.
     
  3. Big country

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  4. Bigs Wife

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    haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
    thats hilarious!! and i love it.
     
  5. MadMo44Mag

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    OK, BIG is gonna kill me but I must speak the truth.
    Big has never with intent eatin a booger.
    Since Big was a small boy, dreaming of becoming a BIG boy he saved his boogers.
    He has saved all his booger in hopes of some day owning the largest booger ball in the world.
    After hurricane Katrina he donated over half his collection to patch holes in trailer house roofs.
    With such success he used another 4th of his collection paving the neighbors driveway.
    It is my understanding he is saving the last 4th of his collection for the SHTF. Something about a tall hill and a rolling ball of stuck on tin foil - not sure what he has in mind?
    Sorry BIG C - DCortez made me do it!
     
  6. GM.Chief

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    LMAO Mo!!
     
  7. DCortez

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    :rofl:


    Big's Wife will have to tell us if Big goes back for seconds.
     
  8. Bigs Wife

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    lmao wow. awesome.
    it's like yall know so much :bowdown:
     
  9. Big country

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    You are all crazy! I would never donate that much!
     
  10. MadMo44Mag

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    Oh ShhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT too much Big C too much ROFLMAO!!!!!
     

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