I make them frisk me.
And I play with their heads.
Uncle Touchy’s Travel Time Theater.
“Could you turn down the lights a little, like my stepfather used to do when I was eight?“
“Why you gotta use the back of your hands now, is that part of your parole agreement?”
“Now THIS is why I travel!”
“Do you have those gloves on inside out, because I thought they were supposed to be ribbed for *my* pleasure?
I've worked in several other countries that required Typhoid, Cholera, & Yellow fever immunization shots. Was required to show shot records & passport to enter their country. Requiring a Covid shot to fly really isn't any different IMO. I expect to see all airlines implement this requirement.
Good luck feeding those hungry beasts when you block your paying customers out.
(I don't disagree with your point about them owning the infrastructure. But stupid is stupid, whether in government or the private sector.)