Ben Shapiro is a Rapper? (I knew 2024 would be wild, but I didn't see this coming)

[benenglish]

Wait, but you still 'rap' off stage?

Please, tell me it ain't so?

Rest easy. It ain't so.

Seriously, I have written and performed for an audience exactly one rap song in my entire life and I can't even remember the words at this point.

It was a re-mix of The Ballad of The Beverly Hillbillies, rearranging the original composition and adding extra stanzas obscenely exploring the relationship between Ellie Mae and her menagerie.

Yeah, it was as bad as it sounds.

 

[kbaxter60]

Rest easy. It ain't so.

Seriously, I have written and performed for an audience exactly one rap song in my entire life and I can't even remember the words at this point.

It was a re-mix of The Ballad of The Beverly Hillbillies, rearranging the original composition and adding extra stanzas obscenely exploring the relationship between Ellie Mae and her menagerie.

Yeah, it was as bad as it sounds.

BY?

Before YouTube?

 

[benenglish]

BY?

Before YouTube?

Yes, thank goodness.

 

[TheDan]

I found it to be a religious experience.

Seriously.

Definitely some great nuggets in there.

"The idiot hedonism that power mad tyrants entice you with to turn you into salves."
That's such a great observation, and it's interesting to see how that idea was represented in a biblical context, but my favorite part of that statement is it supposes the possibility of smart hedonism

 

[A1Oni]

ben shapiro sucks and is a bitch.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

A1,

Surprised you'd say that, as he always speaks well of you...