That's causality if I ever heard it. You must be a professor or SOMETHING.I dunno. I cycle with a gun. When I am cycling where they have grizzly bears, it is a bigger gun.
I have never been eaten by a bear.
LOL
bicyclist gets et by a grizzly bar
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They wond find out from any real men.
cycleguy2300
TGT Addict
How would a man, real or not, describe flavor to a bear anyway?
But seriously, there are some cycling spandex wearing dudes that are every bit as tough and manly as the two SEALS I have had the honor to know, one SEAL was a cyclist...
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Spandex cyclist pants ain’t just for cycling! Lot of people working the renfest in costumes wear them or suffer with monkey butt! Most employees learn it the hard way in the heat & humidity of October.
You watch enough of the first year entertainment you going to see both dudes & chicks doing the rash walk of pain!
You watch enough of the first year entertainment you going to see both dudes & chicks doing the rash walk of pain!
Only because bears don't like burned meat...
Axxe55
Retiretgtshit stirrer
I see that you weren't the bear's dinner this time!
We went from a man being eaten by a bear to spandex....y'all some sick MF'ers...
Aus_Schwaben
First to know - Last to care!
I can understand why the bear did it. Who amongst us have not seen cyclist running red lights or stop signs, almost hit (if not hit) pedestrians, and other violations? I just wonder what this cyclist did to push the bear over the edge.
This might flesh out the story a little...
www.cbsnews.com
Grizzly bear attacks and kills bicyclist camping in Montana
The attack triggered an intensive search by wildlife officials and law enforcement officers who planned to kill the animal.
www.cbsnews.com
Or a certain <koff> @kyletxria1911a1 <koff> around a watermelon....that boy acts like it's a 1911 or sumthin'.(let's see how bad his memory is...)
Humans be like hotdogs. Got that somewhat crunchy skin (spandex), and a soft delicious center.
Us whities didn't come from a continent where every damn thing was trying to murder us 24/7. Lions. Tigers. Wild boar. Big snakes. Rhinos. Apes. Gorillas. Monkeys. Elephants. Hyenas. Dogs. Other tribes. Bugs of all varieties. Its ingrained in your DNA to stay the hell away from anything with more than two legs unless ya'll have a bigass weapon at the ready to kill whatever it is tryin' to kill you first. Us pale skins came from a place where the biggest concerns about what wanted to eat us were big wild dogs and lusty chubby wimmen in tight fittin' corsets.
cycleguy2300
TGT Addict
I imagine that's what they spit out.
SIR YOU WIN THIS GAME HE'LL YES YOU G3T A BROTHER
Ps I like fat bottom girls and corsets
