I think what most were looking for was something along these lines.....
Notice: When you move here from a slimeball, communist, libterd POS state.....you need to burn any shit that pertains to or symbolizes said state BEFORE you cross the border. You are now in TEXAS dammit and you will be expected to act, talk, walk and fart like us. If you cannot handle this then perhaps you should reconsider your move. Oh.....and in addition.......remove any and all NON TEXAS bumper stickers.
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