Boston Red Sox hats and California t shirts and other non-Texas apparel

breakingcontact

TGT Addict
Oct 16, 2012
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Indianapolis
That garbage dont belong here. You left your lousy socialist state for the freedom and opportunity of Texas. Throw your big government gear away before you cross the border!

Sorry Rick. I still like your hat.
 

dustycorgill

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Jan 28, 2013
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Garland, Texas
I think what most were looking for was something along these lines.....

Notice: When you move here from a slimeball, communist, libterd POS state.....you need to burn any shit that pertains to or symbolizes said state BEFORE you cross the border. You are now in TEXAS dammit and you will be expected to act, talk, walk and fart like us. If you cannot handle this then perhaps you should reconsider your move. Oh.....and in addition.......remove any and all NON TEXAS bumper stickers.
 

dustycorgill

Well-Known
Jan 28, 2013
1,668
38
Garland, Texas
Personally I think a basic Texas Aptitude test should be taken and passed before allowing entry. But hell, thats just me.
 
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