Bullethole Range Nazi's

[benenglish]

I think I'll have fun here.

I hope so. Welcome back. Keep posting.

Seriously.

 

[2ManyGuns]

I went to Target for the 0 tax on school supplies sale, because it's right down the street.

I wasn't aware that prominent members were afforded undue forbearance by you obsequious, beta orbiters.

lmao

I don't drink but once in a blue moon, and when I do it's usually Shiner.

I stopped posting here because this place is populated by ignorant, insecure, bootlicking boomer fudds with wholly unwarranted superiority complexes. However, once in a while I'll get an email reminding me that I have an account here, so I decided to check it out.

I *think* I can recall being somewhat as insecure as you lot, but then I started high school and grew out of it

I think I'll have fun here.



Holy Shit are you near Wichita Falls? If so then it *appears* we're less than 10 miles apart.

Maybe I have shot with you and haven't known it.

Captain, we have a troll in our midst. That or it might just be a natural-born two-legged Ass. We need more observation to be positive. LOL, Fudd, Ha, Ha, Ha Fudd, who would have thought we have Fudds here?

We do have our share of natural two-legged Asses though, you might fit in here just fine.

 

[Recoil Therapy]

Captain, we have a troll in our midst. That or it might just be a natural-born two-legged Ass. We need more observation to be positive. LOL, Fudd, Ha, Ha, Ha Fudd, who would have thought we have Fudds here?

We do have our share of natural two-legged Asses though, you might fit in here just fine.

lmao *I'm* the troll?

In the 12 hours I've resumed looking at this place, I've been called gay 9 different ways, and called retarded for being more open minded and forward thinking.

Honestly the number of you who default to calling someone gay or trans or some other form of insecure manhood challenges is very telling.

Please tell me you guys don't use the same names on here as you do your secret Grindr accounts. It'd be too easy.

 

[Moonpie]

What round for retarded gay trolls?

 

[2ManyGuns]

lmao *I'm* the troll?

In the 12 hours I've resumed looking at this place, I've been called gay 9 different ways, and called retarded for being more open minded and forward thinking.

Honestly the number of you who default to calling someone gay or trans or some other form of insecure manhood challenges is very telling.

Please tell me you guys don't use the same names on here as you do your secret Grindr accounts. It'd be too easy.

Humor does not translate well through the written word.

 

[BigRed]

Range Nazi's. I use to shoot a lot at this range but is been a few years so I was forced to purchase a membership cards by the Zombie what works the front desk. I got thrown off the range yesterday trying to count to their ridiculous 5 second shot shooting speed. I was told that their was no rapid fire which I thought was pretty silly when i pointed out that the people around us was shooting faster than I usually would any ways. So I went along with the rules. I then proceeded to shoot after the range Nazi left, I did not blame him since I had one of my hottest girlfriends with me. She was dressed in 4 inch stiletto's and a low cut dress. After shooting 2 magazines the Nazi come running up saying we are being thrown off the range because we were shooting too fast and that their was no shooting while standing. When asked if we shoot on the pistol range he told us we were being thrown off the range completely. The Nazi proceeded to walk us out as we heard rapid fire all around us. That's 35.00 dollars down the drain for 30 minutes walking in the mud, setting up, and shooting. Shooters beware!!!

Sounds like a POS range. I would not be back.

 

[BigRed]

Sounds like a POS range. I would not be back.

Holy zombie thread, Batman.

 

[benenglish]

Humor does not translate well through the written word.

It does if you know how to write humor. Most experienced writers struggle with that problem.

 

[S13]

You made your hot girlfriend walk in the mud for 30 minutes in stiletto's?

 

[benenglish]

There's a rule that says

If you want to just insult people go somewhere else.

 

[2ManyGuns]

It does if you know how to write humor. Most experienced writers struggle with that problem.

It is very obvious I am NOT an experienced writer...

 

[candcallen]

That didn't take long.

For the record, unless I missed something, no one called him anything personally. Just his immature actions and even that started as a joke/hint cause we all did stupid shit at one time or another.

Short term ban?

 

[benenglish]

Short term ban?

Permanent, though anyone else on staff has the authority to lift it.

I'm in a bad mood. His shenanigans were, as I told the other mods, "Camel's back, meet straw."

 

[General Zod]

Permanent, though anyone else on staff has the authority to lift it.

I'm in a bad mood. His shenanigans were, as I told the other mods, "Camel's back, meet straw."

Well, he's "forward thinking", here to educate all us troglodytes. What will we do without his wisdom?

 

[no2gates]

Permanent, though anyone else on staff has the authority to lift it.

I'm in a bad mood. His shenanigans were, as I told the other mods, "Camel's back, meet straw."

You did the right thing Ben. I don't think people say it enough, but thanks for all you do here.

 

[no2gates]

@benenglish , I'd like to send you one of these as a thank you if you can PM me your shipping address:

 

[msharley]

What round for retarded gay trolls?

Chevy...

 

[A1Oni]

Range Nazi's. I use to shoot a lot at this range but is been a few years so I was forced to purchase a membership cards by the Zombie what works the front desk. I got thrown off the range yesterday trying to count to their ridiculous 5 second shot shooting speed. I was told that their was no rapid fire which I thought was pretty silly when i pointed out that the people around us was shooting faster than I usually would any ways. So I went along with the rules. I then proceeded to shoot after the range Nazi left, I did not blame him since I had one of my hottest girlfriends with me. She was dressed in 4 inch stiletto's and a low cut dress. After shooting 2 magazines the Nazi come running up saying we are being thrown off the range because we were shooting too fast and that their was no shooting while standing. When asked if we shoot on the pistol range he told us we were being thrown off the range completely. The Nazi proceeded to walk us out as we heard rapid fire all around us. That's 35.00 dollars down the drain for 30 minutes walking in the mud, setting up, and shooting. Shooters beware!!!

shoulda called him a slackjawed faggot and asked for your money back tbh.

 

[Hoji]

shoulda called him a slackjawed faggot and asked for your money back tbh.