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  • Acesn8's

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    Let's all dig deep and pitch in!!!

    Mike Ditka




    Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in
    our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have
    weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas,
    corporate/government scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges,
    droughts, fires, mad cow, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad of
    economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come
    together once again to overcome one of our greatest challenges yet.

    Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are going
    to be locked out, living at well below their seven-figure salary level. And
    as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life
    sustaining pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the
    upcoming lockout situation. But you can help!

    For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of
    a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically
    viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the
    problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and
    every little bit will help!

    Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football player
    it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida
    or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, nine hundred dollars is nothing more
    than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance,
    but to a football player,
    $900 will partially replace his daily salary.

    Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that
    home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or
    enjoy a weekend in Rio.

    HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?

    Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you
    sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,
    and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon
    signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the
    player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean
    (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on
    your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

    HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?

    Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
    help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be
    able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case
    additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.

    Remember, a lifestyle is a horrible thing to waste...

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    YES, I WANT TO HELP!

    I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check
    below):

    [ ] Offense [ ] Defense [ ] Special Teams [ ] Entire team

    Please charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration of
    the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Roger
    Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for
    hat).

    Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________
    Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______

    [ ] Master Card [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other

    Signature: _______________________

    Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
    Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______
    [ ] Maste rCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other

    Signature: ______________________
    _________________
     
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