Chuck Norris

[ZX9RCAM]

Didn't read through the whole thread so hopefully this isn't a repeat.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.

Welcome to the Forum!

 

[kbaxter60]

Didn't read through the whole thread so hopefully this isn't a repeat.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.

Howdy and welcome to the forum!

 

[cvgunman]

Some kids played kick the can, Chuck Norris played kick the keg.

 

[General Zod]

Some people write their names in the snow with pee. Chuck Norris writes his in concrete that way.

 

[Tex929rr]

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Tex929rr]

When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Tex929rr]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

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That is great.
Never heard it before.

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

 

[Tex929rr]

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’s PC will crash.

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

 

[mm54943]

When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back.

 

[tonelar]

Unlike Santa, Chuck Norris only checks his list once.

 

[Vaquero]

Chuck Norris has left Texas.
Got too harsh for him.

 

[General Zod]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

 

[Eagler]

Howdy and welcome to the forum!

Thank you! Happy to be here.