CIA has job openings

[IXLR8]

I was shocked to see a popup ad for the CIA, on a newspaper website. I could not resist clicking through and looking at the job opportunities that await me...

Take a look, they may be looking back...

CIA Career offerings

 

[Willy]

Since they are prosecuting CIA people for interrogating terrorists and hamstringing intelligance efforts, it doesn't surprise me that there are job openngs.

 

[hoytinak]

Since they are prosecuting CIA people for interrogating terrorists and hamstringing intelligance efforts, it doesn't surprise me that there are job openngs

There's a huge advertising sign for CIA job's here in Amarillo and some of the guys I work with were talking about that earlier this week.

 

[cbigclarke]

I could not resist clicking through and looking

CIA Career offerings

now they know who and where you are...

 

[spence76]

YA, not sure I would go to work for the CIA now with Eric Holder trying to prosecute agents. Although if I were Holder I would be afraid of ticking off the wrong guy and having them come after me.

 

[Burt Gummer]

I wonder what "caliber" of agent or analyst they will get by slapping "help wanted" ads on billboards.

 

[Okierifleman]

I never understood Holders purpose for trying to prosecute the CIA. He is going to end up like JFK if he isnt careful....

 

[hkusp1]

yea no thanks, when i worked special forces comms and intel i worked with some cia spooks a few times and no interest in doing it ever again real scary individuals, if obama is involved in anyway hell no im not going to be part of his gestapo crew, eric holder is enough for me to say no.

 

[Man With A Gun...]

I guess all the spy positions are taken....

 

[DCortez]

I guess all the spy positions are taken....

Damn, I was looking forward to going to spy school.

 

[Rob1796]

I may try...I was willing to take a 10k a year pay cut to go work for ICE, and they shot me down. Said I wasn't "qualified" with my degree. Huh. Ah well, it'll give me something to kill time before my next meeting.

 

[Big country]

Yeah.................. I'll pass! Thanks but no thanks. Not only no but HELL NO, those people cant trust each other why would I trust them!

 

[Big country]

I wonder what "caliber" of agent or analyst they will get by slapping "help wanted" ads on billboards.

That's kinda what I was thinking.

 

[Texas1911]

The CIA isn't all James Bond and ninjas. They have plenty of clerical staff and things of that nature.

 

[Wolfwood]

yeah...
i dunno.
i put in an application a year or so ago.
they ghavent called back.
i bet once i finish learning russian and mandarin chinese they will hire me. i wanna be the next felix leiter

 

[IXLR8]

Alias

yeah...
i dunno.
i put in an application a year or so ago.
they ghavent called back.
i bet once i finish learning russian and mandarin chinese they will hire me. i wanna be the next felix leiter

Forget Felix, I would want to work with Sydney Bristow... (Alias)

Sydney Bristow

 

[Burt Gummer]

Forget Felix, I would want to work with Sydney Bristow... (Alias)

Sydney Bristow

Wow, I concur.
There would definitely be some "undercover" work going on, meow!

A fellow officer who went through the academy with me had a few years with the CIA. He was a genius, literally and figuratively. His specialty was Cyrillic and he spent his days in a dungeon analyzing satellite photos and reviewing Russian chatter. He said work was much like the life of Austin Milbarge in Spies Like Us (one of my favorite movies BTW).

He left so that he could get some sunlight and interact with some REAL people. He loves his job now, a detective.

 

[Renegade]

Forget Felix, I would want to work with Sydney Bristow... (Alias)

Sydney Bristow

Sadly every cia/nsa chick I worked with was fat or ugly or both.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Sadly every cia/nsa chick I worked with was fat or ugly or both.

Strangely enough, the hot chicks probably do not find their way into the CIA. They tend to be more "rugged" types of ladies or extremely "intellectual".

 

[Texas1911]

extremely "intellectual".

I know a girl that would put that stereotype to shame.