Common Decency

[Brains]

It's surprising how many people seem genuinely shocked with my 4 and 8 year olds say "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" to everyone.

 

[BRD@66]

Recently had an experience that was both aggravating and humorous. It was weird.
Went to the H.E.B.
As I started to take a cart there was an elderly woman who rushed ahead of me to grab a cart.
No one else was nearby. I had to step back as she yanked the cart out of the stack. I’m like whatever.
She races off into the store.
Pulling a cart, I proceed into the store.
As I’m moving down the aisles shopping this same woman keeps jumping in front of me blocking me from reaching the items I wanted.
After the second time this occurred I went all the way across the store to work my way back.
Yep, you guessed it. Here she was again. In my way.
I asked her if she was drunk. LoL.

tl:dr version - crazy old lady harrasses Moonpie at H.E.B.

That's a fairly common pickup move among older women seeking the company of black powder guys.

 

[Southpaw]

That's a fairly common pickup move among older women seeking the company of black powder guys.

She didn't want those stale prepackaged moonpies on the shelf.

 

[Moonpie]

Pick up? Naaaaa. Crazy old cat lady more likely.

 

[phoenix]

I am inclined to agree. I will go further and say don't ruin everyone going to a movie if you don't

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Moonpie,

Do you think she was drunk or demented or...?

 

[Ole Cowboy]

You should have said: I don't date outside my species, nor am I interested in fossils or ancient history. By the way, which of the 3 Wisemen did you think was the best hump?