Another old joke.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?' [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He runs up stairs and says, 'What?' [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He runs up stairs and says, 'What?' [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'[/FONT]