Communication problem

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dbgun, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. dbgun

    dbgun TGT Addict

    Mar 17, 2008
    Houston, TX.
    Another old joke.

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?' [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He runs up stairs and says, 'What?' [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'[/FONT]​

  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

    Jan 28, 2009
    Houston, Cy-Fair
    Got to sleep in today (day off), haven't had my first cup of coffee, and had to read it 4 or 5 times, LOL

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