Conservative vs. Liberal

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Deuce Coupe, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. Deuce Coupe

    Deuce Coupe Member

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    Conservative vs. Liberal...

    If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
    If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

    If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
    A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

    If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
    Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
     


  2. 1rightguy

    1rightguy Active Member

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    I'm going to print & save this.
     
  3. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    stealing and spreading
     
  4. Englishman

    Englishman Member

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    Nice one Deuce……. And for you, unusually short :happy0001:
     

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