Cruz vs McCain: email smackdown

[macshooter]

ROFLMFAO I love this guy. Go Cruz!

 

[dalto]

Funny.

For example, it is generally considered impolite for a freshman to call an older senator a “pussy,” particularly when the senator in question is a decorated war veteran, and the freshman is a slouching little lady-man who went to Harvard. It is likewise considered uncouth to push older senators down the stairs, as you did with Sen. Hatch, and call them “sugar tits,” as you did with Sen. Reid."

 

[Barry Green]

Er... you do realize none of those emails were written by McCain or Cruz, right? That's a satire site...

 

[Big Phil]

Good stuff

 

[macshooter]

Ouch. LOL

I only like to deal with facts, senator. So here are a few important ones that are worth considering: I graduated at the top of my class at both Princeton and Harvard Law. You graduated at the bottom of your class at Annapolis and crashed a plane three times. Also, I have never crashed a plane.

Now, you referenced the Hatch incident, or as some call it in Cruz-land, “The First Battle in the War to Restore Liberty.” It just so happens that Sen. Hatch is what we real Americans call a RINO — and I don’t mean the animal. I mean a Republican In Name Only. The most vile of species. I also have it on good authority that Sen. Hatch was trying to spread Shariah law in the Senate (he’s from Utah where there are lots of Muslims). So I pushed him down the stairs to send a message: There’s a new boss in town, and he isn’t afraid to kick you when you’re not looking.
Watch your back, senator — or you may be taking a ride down the stairs like Imam Hatch.
Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death,
Ted Cruz 2016

 

[Jakashh]

LMAO soft face pressed against my knuckles

 

[GrandpaOf18]

ROFLMFAO I love this guy. Go Cruz!

Even though it's satire, it's still cooool

 

[macshooter]

Ah c'mon don't ruin the fun! Too funny though, had to share.