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Damn, those frenchies are awfully uptight. Banned me from a forum for wrong trivia answer.

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  1. candcallen

    candcallen Well-Known

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    I was on this car forum and they had a trivia contest or question of the day type thing with the question being, Who won the first Tour de France. I'm like this is easy, I said the 5th panzer division.

    The mod was apparently French and didnt like my answer. He banned me.










    Rim shot.
    Shamelessly paraphrased and repackaged funny to live another day.
     


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  2. DyeF9

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    Probably better to just drop this image off in the funny pictures III thread 73793a8b094e3cfe88788b024851a441.jpg

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  3. Moonpie

    Moonpie U.S. Rifle M1 caliber .30 Lifetime Member

    Do you know why France has all those tree lined roads?

    So the Germans can march in the shade.
     
  4. Fishkiller

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    Sale on French Army rifles. Only dropped once.
     
  5. candcallen

    candcallen Well-Known

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    Damn. I missed the pic. Cant steal a good joke these days.
     
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  6. candcallen

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    France is the only country that has to hire foreign troops to turn into special forces just to cover its retreats.







    Why such men even want French citizenship is beyond me.
     
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    The French have came up with their own unique terror warning system!
    They keep it simple there are just four warning stages.
    Stage one. Run
    Stage two. Hide
    Stage three. Surrender
    Stage four. Collaborate
     
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  9. candcallen

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    A French cop and Britt Bobby were talking one day and comparing their experiences as law Enforcement to each other.

    The French cop asked why most British cops are unarmed.

    "It's to help keep our relationship with the people in the best possible shape" the Bobby said.

    "I can see that I guess", Frenchy said, "it's kinda the same idea here except there are lots of cities where all our police are armed due to crime".

    The Bobby said "ya, all the police in Northern Ireland are armed too and there are armed specialists available everywhere if needed and we deploy them in some places as a deterrent".

    The French officer asked "why do you guys wear such bright uniforms or body armor, is it so people will feel safe knowing you're around to keep them safe"?

    The Bobby chuckled and said "no. It's so the people will know who to follow and in what direction to run when the shit hits the fan". "They might not be able to keep up but they can see that neon green flash hauling ass even when the bullets are flying and can follow our lead".

    Frenchy laughed and said "we have a whole army that hauls ass when there is danger afoot, it helps our unarmed police cause there is usually plenty of weapons laying around if they need them".
     
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    Good ones
     


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