Dedicated Argumentative

[Axxe55]

He should just say, "Yes ma'am!" and go wash the dishes.

Took me years to understand that loading the dishwasher didn't mean trying to get my wife drunk!

...and then the fight started!

 

[candcallen]

Took me years to understand that loading the dishwasher didn't mean trying to get my wife drunk!

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Axxe55]

You're doing it wrong.

That might explain the two divorces!

 

[candcallen]

That might explain the two divorces!

Ya that could be a contributing factor.

So you were just a temporary participation trophy husband?

 

[Axxe55]

Ya that could be a contributing factor.

So you were just a temporary participation trophy husband?

Sadly, even trophy husbands get traded for a younger and more pretty one too.

But, I got the last laugh. Ex-wife #1, from what I heard through some friends about her, she is on husband #9. I was husband #2 for her. Ex-wife #2, is on husband #5. I was husband #3 for her.

Current wife, we are #3 for both of us. Coming up on almost 19 years together, so I'm thinking this one might work out!

 

[candcallen]

My wife and I are on number 2 and july is 22 years.

I know it's not a contest.

 

[Axxe55]

My wife and I are on number 2 and july is 22 years.

I know it's not a contest.

I was married to #1 for less than two years, and we only lived together a little over a year.

#2 and I were married for about twelve years.

Plus I went about four years after #1 before getting married to #2, and about two years from #2 to my current wife.

With the horror stories of #1, I could tell them to just about any man that was thinking about getting married and scare him away from ever getting married! I think sometimes that ex-wife #1 was Satan's daughter!

 

[candcallen]

My first one wasn't that bad we just didnt get along after a few years. Got my 2 oldest kids from her and 2 grandchildren by my son. My son is 29 in may and here with me for a few months for school. So that's cool since they still live in AZ.

I guess I glad you scooped up satan's spawn saving the rest of us.

 

[Axxe55]

My first one wasn't that bad we just didnt get along after a few years. Got my 2 oldest kids from her and 2 grandchildren by my son. My son is 29 in may and here with me for a few months for school. So that's cool since they still live in AZ.

I guess I glad you scooped up satan's spawn saving the rest of us.

#1 damn near put me in an early grave, and the poorhouse!

Let me put this in polite terms, to put her in context. She had fidelity issues, was an alcoholic, had a gambling problem, and liked to spend money that wasn't her's to spend. Plus add in she was high maintenance!

 

[candcallen]

#1 damn near put me in an early grave, and the poorhouse!

Let me put this in polite terms, to put her in context. She had fidelity issues, was an alcoholic, had a gambling problem, and liked to spend money that wasn't her's to spend. Plus add in she was high maintenance!

Hi maintenance? That's worse than owning an 80s jaguar.

 

[Axxe55]

Hi maintenance? That's worse than owning an 80s jaguar.

I'd have been money and sanity ahead if I had gotten an 80's Jaguar instead of ex-wife #1!

 

[Saltyag2010]

You're doing it wrong.

Why isn’t there a downvote.
GET OUTTA HERE

 

[Saltyag2010]

My wife and I are on number 2 and july is 22 years.

I know it's not a contest.

IT IS A CONTEST. MY WIFE AND I (9 Years) ARE ON OUR SECOND AS OF CINCO DE MAYO.

SAYING ITS NOT A RACE IS FOR LOSERS, LOSER.

ALSO, MY KIDS ARE BETTER LOOKING AND HAVE A BETTER FUTURE THAN ME. THAT MEANS NOT ONLY DID THEY START OFF BETTER THAN YOU, THEY’LL ALSO FINISH BETTER AND MAYBE FASTER.

PS SUCK IT

 

[candcallen]

IT IS A CONTEST. MY WIFE AND I (9 Years) ARE ON OUR SECOND AS OF CINCO DE MAYO.

SAYING ITS NOT A RACE IS FOR LOSERS, LOSER.

ALSO, MY KIDS ARE BETTER LOOKING AND HAVE A BETTER FUTURE THAN ME. THAT MEANS NOT ONLY DID THEY START OFF BETTER THAN YOU, THEY’LL ALSO FINISH BETTER AND MAYBE FASTER.

PS SUCK IT

Suck it is my line.

Do you gotta yell when talking down to me? Lol

 

[Saltyag2010]

Suck it is my line.

Do you gotta tell when talking down to me? Lol

No it’s just what you do.

 

[Texas45]

Wimps
3x divorced
7 yrs each time
1x longterm/live in GF also 7 yrs.
So I call it 4x divorced.

Since last one was handed her shiat and sent down the road
I have been happier and better off financially as well as mentally.


Amazing what NOT have to worry about “what the wife will say etc” is like a weight lifted off of ones shoulders.

I have learned that there is far more to life and living than whats located down there.

Through all 4 relationships I have NOT lost anything ie house etc as in each one I owned it when I meant ya so its MINE not OURS. They all seemed shocked when the judge told um all the same thing I had been telling um when they would say Ill take 1/2 of your shiat. Id say no you wont cuz I knew I was right.

Since last one split in 2015
Bought land
Bought tractor
Bought new Truck(s)
Bought Motorcycle
House is 2 yrs to PO then its off to the country for me and my dog.
At which time the land and dwelling
Will all be free and clear as the proceeds from house will PO all the others things.

Life without a wife is GREAT.


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[BRD@66]

I'm definitely not in the running in this contest.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Yes you are!

 

[TreyG-20]

Married once, won't make that mistake twice. Well maybe once I'm old and fat and ugly. Until then I'll just play the field and keep my gun money.

 

[candcallen]

No it’s just what you do.

Ouch, kinda.